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Definition of what is a sport!
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:17 pm
by pinback
Endless arguments take place about whether such and such an activity is a SPORT or a GAME.
I have defined a perfect formula to determine what is a sport and what isn't!
Ready? Here it is:
A sport is any competitive activity that, when pitted against each other, the best male will beat the best female most of the time.
It's perfect!
Football? SPORT!
Billiards? NOT SPORT!
Golf? SPORT!
Chess? NOT SPORT!
Bowling? SPORT!
Cleaning? WOMAN'S WORK!
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:29 pm
by hygraed
What about skateboarding? Skateboarding is usually not a competitive activity at all.
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:30 pm
by pinback
Best man better than best woman?
SPORT!
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:39 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
What female grandmaster is kicking the boys' asses in chess?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:50 pm
by draalr
Sophie Milliet
Zhu Chen
Rebecca Nang
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:55 pm
by pinback
NOT SPORT!
Chess, like pool, is an activity separated along gender lines for no reason whatsoever.
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:47 pm
by Worm
Professional Eating.
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:20 pm
by pinback
SPORT!
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:44 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Car racing?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:46 pm
by pinback
Hmm!
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:40 pm
by Vitriola
Rock, scissors, paper?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:57 pm
by Worm
Gang bangs?
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:46 am
by pinback
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Car racing?
SPORT!
Vitriola wrote:Rock, scissors, paper?
NOT SPORT!
Worm wrote:Gang bangs?
NOT SPORT!
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:22 am
by ChainGangGuy
Defining SPORTS/NOT SPORTS?
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:27 am
by pinback
ChainGangGuy wrote:Defining SPORTS/NOT SPORTS?
NOT SPORT!
Re: Definition of what is a sport!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:45 am
by Tdarcos
pinback wrote:Endless arguments take place about whether such and such an activity is a SPORT or a GAME.
I have defined a perfect formula to determine what is a sport and what isn't!
Ready? Here it is:
A sport is any competitive activity that, when pitted against each other, the best male will beat the best female most of the time.
It's perfect!
Football? SPORT!
Billiards? NOT SPORT!
Golf? SPORT!
Chess? NOT SPORT!
Bowling? SPORT!
Cleaning? WOMAN'S WORK!
Where do we put sex in this? A guy who doesn't care can fix it so that he comes and she doesn't. A guy who's really good can bring her to unbelievable pleasure even before engaging in intercourse.
The French Sex team will be engaging in competitive lovemaking, and is expected to beat the team from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:47 am
by Worm
Building card houses.
Acrobatics.