Fuck the Cubans
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:01 am
Jim Abbott, the one-handed pitcher! From Wikipedia:
This is (wait for it) (wait for it) single-handedly why America is the greatest nation on the planet, and Cuba is the nuke dumping toilet of some other shitty nation we outspent, outlasted and now mock.When preparing to pitch the ball, Abbott would rest a right-handed thrower's glove on the end of his right forearm. After releasing the ball, he would quickly slip his hand into the glove, usually in time to field any balls that a two-handed pitcher would be able to field. Then he would remove the glove by securing it between his right forearm and torso, slip his hand out of the glove, and remove the ball from the glove, usually in time to throw out the runner, and sometimes even starting double plays. During international play, Cuba once decided to repeatedly bunt against him, hoping that he wouldn't be able to manage, which proved to be an unsuccessful strategy.