Jolt Country

It's exactly like how you think it will be. I honestly don't have a single positive or negative thing to say about it.

** 1/2 stars.

I liked it. If Michael Myers has a past, you know it's got to be something only Rob Zombie could portray. I thought he nailed it, as well as the actor who played the 10 year old Michael. ****

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's exactly like how you think it will be. I honestly don't have a single positive or negative thing to say about it.

** 1/2 stars.

If it's exactly like how I think it will be, I would have plenty of negative things to say about it.

Rob Zombie bores me with both his music and his movies. Like that shit with all the people getting killed and it's set to classical music. Sure the juxtaposition is jarring but does it do anything else? No. He's trying too hard. Hey John Five got into his band, good for him, don't care. Guy's just a dude with an unhealthy fascination with Haloween.

Who is John Five? Is Mr. Five aware that there is a robot called "Johnny Five"? I demand answers.

Marilyn Manson's third (and longest running) guitarest, the only one he managed to get who was actually really good. Though you wouldn't know it to listen to the stuff he was doing in MM (except for Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes, natch.) Real name's John Lowery. I am unaware of Mr. 5's stance on the robot clone issue.

Lysander wrote:Marilyn Manson's third (and longest running) guitarest, the only one he managed to get who was actually really good. Though you wouldn't know it to listen to the stuff he was doing in MM (except for Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes, natch.) Real name's John Lowery. I am unaware of Mr. 5's stance on the robot clone issue.

Well, I'll give you credit for one part: I wouldn't (...) listen. Haw haw haw!!