Jolt Country

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:16 am**

Here's a five-way deal that could rejuvenate my beloved Celtics, make the Lakers a contender, make the Bulls favorites in the East, save basketball in Seattle and shake up Indiana:

Celtics get: Seattle's No. 2 pick, Vlad Radmanovic, Kwame Brown, Maurice Evans, Chicago's No. 9 pick

Lakers get: Ray Allen, Jermaine O'Neal, Paul Pierce, Jamaal Tinsley, Ryan Gomes

Seattle gets: Ben Gordon, Andres Nocioni (sign and trade starting at $6.2 million), Andrew Bynum, Ty Thomas, Adrian Griffin, Boston's No. 5 pick, L.A.'s No. 19 pick

Indiana gets: Lamar Odom, Nick Collison, Victor Khryapa, Earl Watson, Boston's No. 32 pick

Chicago gets: Kobe, Tony Allen

I have eliminated "irony" from my life in all cases, but I still can't help reading Bill Simmons because of how truly horrible and childish he is. A week after thinking that a 38% change guaranteed his basketball team a chance to get one of two freshmen, he made up an utterly retarded trade and posted it in one of his columns.

I would like my brother's reaction to this, as he is a SuperSonics fan.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:16 pm**

I just ignore any of his Boston Centric columns. No take really, its just gay.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:56 pm**

But Mike, you'd get Bynum and Ty Thomas. And I think I figured out a way to get Bonds and Griffey in the same outfield and the Mariners wouldn't have to give up that much!!!!