Banzai Bug FACTS

Mr Banzai · Post by **Mr Banzai** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:06 am

1) Banzai Bug does not have a wikipedia entry!!! I Won't stand for This!

2) In Banzai Bug You play a Bug who has been trapped in the house of an Exterminator, now with the Help of a couple of other insects you have to Escape.

3) PC Games Germany gave Banzai Bug a 29 out of 100. I give the Entire country of Germany a 28 out of 100! Eat out my Asshole, Germany!

I'd like to Restore the previous honor of this game. Who is With Me???

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:33 pm

What in the hell happened to the forums?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:44 pm

When I was a kid, they said the killer bees were coming. We lived in fear.

When I was older, they said the world would eventually run out of IP addresses.

That day has come. We've been forced by our ISP to double-up with the Banzai Bug forum. All things considered, it could have been worse: it took a last-second save by Aardvark to stop this from being the JC / Blue October Phan Phorum.

The BB guys are pretty low traffic, but we had to use their color scheme - at least for a while. A busload of Banzai Bug fans perished a few summers ago trying to drive to a Banzai Bug convention, so if anything their numbers dwindled to a unsustainable amount. It's like watching the passenger pigeon die off.

I'd say that I am excited for things in the future, but that'd be a load of bullshit, which is just where you find flies, maggots and pink bugs, so.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:27 pm

I honestly cannot tell when you are joking and when you are being serious.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:41 pm

Usually he only does this when he's on vacation and Worm is in charge. He's like, Eat my Asshole, Worm!

Mr Banzai · Post by **Mr Banzai** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:59 pm

Well, now there will be Another of it!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:32 am

We have an opportunity to merge with the BurgerTime II forum, but I am not sure if that is a step forwards or backwards. I just want to keep everyone informed.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:35 am

Vitriola wrote:Usually he only does this when he's on vacation and Worm is in charge. He's like, Eat my Asshole, Worm!

This didn't happen the one time I was in charge.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:52 pm

Just saw that movie and can appreciate the line.

THE
RUN NAKED
AARDVARK

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm

I miss him already :(

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:38 am

mr banzai is not dead.
only resting.