Jolt Country

Hello Fiend,

Could I take a moment of your time?

I just want to go straight and I don't want to waste your time.
My name is Vlad the Impaler and I would like to send you some
capitalist pig information on a home based business opportunity that i think you could benefit from...

My question to you is???

If I could land a troop carrier on the shores of Virginia with fifty of the best Soviet troops I could take over your country in a week.
There you sit,working at your home...and it would not adversely affect anything
you're doing now. You could even surf porn. Would you consider such a proposal?

If your answer is "YES" then simply click the link below and submit
your personnal information without any obligation ( IT'S FREE )...

>>> http://bitemelikeamonkey.com <<<

Don't waste another second!

mwpkarat wrote:I just want to go straight

MONKEY MONKEY, I sense an opportunity here for you.

Bruce

We trusted you! We trusted you, you piece of shit!

I believe someone has made a grave error.

I can't believe this guy. The first poster there, what's-his-nuts. We had a BOND OF TRUST and he sold us out for five to ten thousand dollars a month.

I like how this guy "keeps it real" by starting out at five thousand a month. WHAT'S HIS SECRET?? When you go to the site basically he yells at you to go to college. Shit, we were doing that for Lysander in that other thread for free.

God I hate this crap. Just seing it makes me want to punch random Nigerians in the face. THis shit's all over craigslist and careerbuilder--craigslist does an okay job at getting rid of it, but careerbuilder's just FLOODED with it. TO the point that the actual jobs-to-spam ratio is, like, 7 spam to 1 real job. It's disgusting. Look, spammer, if you're reading this--go the fuck away. Nobody likes you, you're wasting everyone's time, and if I find you, I WILL kill you.

But I thought we had a bond! I haven't deleted his account yet... I just thought there was a flicker of friendship. Him, me... we could be buds! We'd play Xenophobe together or something! Man... you guys make good arguments, but... well...