Jolt Country

Who was the dumb fuck that thought that Hillary Swank looks anything remotely like that lesbian girl who plays the lesbian everywhere? Haha, what was this NONSENSE? The first half of this movie was totally fine and then it seemed like Brian De Palma, who has never made a movie that I've enjoyed, just seems to have given up on this thing halfway through. So why the fuck release it and waste our time? Good grief.

0 out of ***** stars.

Yeah. Sucked.

CRANK: All fucked up, in a cool way. ***

Ah, yes. I do want to see Crank. That bald English guy makes, well, I don't want to call them good movies, but makes enjoyable ones.

I read the book a while back and cannot imagine a movie based on it. Must have been weird as hell.


THE
ODD
AARDVARK