Jolt Country

I am not a huge basketball fan, but I can't see not buying a ticket and bringing Dayna to a game when Carmelo comes back.

The only downside of this trade? A million shitty headlines having to do with how Allen Iverson's nickname is "The Answer."

On the other hand, we have this, courtesy of a man named Gendo:

I did a Google Image Search of AI's mother to find a picture of her screaming at reporters from her SUV, but check out what the FIRST image is on a GIS for "Ann Iverson."

Weird.

Maybe it's meant to be, RobBbuhbuh. Maybe you and AI arrived in Colorado in the same decade for a reason.

A lot of people don't know this, but I was conceived without intercourse as well. My dad raised his backhand to Mom and the womb, the womb just knew what to do and got cooking.