Jolt Country

I'll be unable to watch football this Sunday, painful as that is. So no drunken phone calls to you Colorado-types... sorry.

Feel free to alternately praise and belittle Bruce Gradkowski/Cadillac Williams/Joey Galloway/Mike Alstott in my absence, though, if it makes the Sunday more complete.

Go Bucs!

In Soviet Russia -- where I presume you are headed -- YOU drive Cadillac!

Instead of how it is here, where Cadillac drives you.

Into the ground. Like Mike Peterson.

Oh crap, never mind.

Let me also say that Soviet Russia Smirnoff jokes are the lowest form of humor and I would never, ever use one in its natural form.

Let me also say the Bucs won! The GRADOWSKI ERA has begun!

Das fuckin' vadanya!! Figures, I go away and they win. Was it MAGICAL?