Cory Lidle Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:55 pm
I don't have any yet, but this is where they should go.
Okay, I'll start:
Q. How many Yankees pitcher does it take to fly an airplane into a building?
A. 1.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:20 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:32 pm
My brother's fantasy baseball site lets you create news stories. If the people in the league don't, CBS Sportsline will update once a week and they always have some stupid title like "Sweepless in Seattle."
So this is what I uploaded earlier today:
So this is what I uploaded earlier today:
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:41 pm
This story is getting FOUR STARS on Yahoo News!
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:48 pm
Corey Lidle is also a wife beater.
Q: What does Corey Lidle tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, he already told her twice.
Q: What does Corey Lidle tell a building with two sides?
A: "Fuuuuuuuuuu ARRRRRRGG--"
Q: What does Corey Lidle tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, he already told her twice.
Q: What does Corey Lidle tell a building with two sides?
A: "Fuuuuuuuuuu ARRRRRRGG--"
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:06 pm
Well, he was having control problems all year.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:41 pm
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:10 pm
I thought he spelled it with an "e." Aren't I the asshole.
Well, you know what they say. Those planes go down all the time. It's just not safe out there. Right, Ben?
Well, you know what they say. Those planes go down all the time. It's just not safe out there. Right, Ben?
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:38 pm
I got one.
How do they know A-Rod wasn't on that plane?
He can't hit anything in October.
Bruce
UPDATE: Apparently not even the runway.
http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timeslea ... 755938.htm
How do they know A-Rod wasn't on that plane?
He can't hit anything in October.
Bruce
UPDATE: Apparently not even the runway.
http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timeslea ... 755938.htm