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The xtians are attacking Halloween. SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!!!!!


Yep, as many of you know, this is the milker's favorite time of year. I am gonzo for Halloween and go way over the top decorating my yard. Well it never fails I have someone want to come and see my display and then can not seem to have enough brain capacity to realize that the display is for fun and not for devil worship.

Here we go. Today I have the little old lady with her yipper poodle dog waddle over to my house. This is the old lady that her husband needs security clearance and seems to think its ok to send the feds over to my house for a check up when he needs it. These are the people who are keeping the paint on their car with GW stickers on the damn bumper.

She proceeds to ask me where I get all my stuff. I kindly reply that I had been collecting since I was a kid and that my parents did this decorating stuff as a way to keep us kids and friends safe on Halloween. I guess she was not going to stop there as she proceeded to ask me:::


DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD.....

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!! I was absolutely offended by this and proceeded to let her know that I wanted her off of my property. She would not move. I then asked her if she really knew the history of Halloween. Oh come on Milker, are you crazy, this gal only beliefs in what is convenient for her little simpleton mind to handle and what has been spoon fed to her. She told me it was for Satan worship.

I AM COMPLETELY OFFENDED BY THE IGNORANCE OF THESE PEOPLE!

I guess when the feds show up on my door the next time, I will have to let them know how derogatory and discriminatory he is and I am in complete disbelief they would give someone like him security clearance.

Wouldn't you think xtians would be able to handle a little blood considering the amount they have shed from those different then them or from those they fear?

Do people know how to have fun anymore?

Burn me at the stake for putting a coffin in my front yard and some crazy clowns. I tell you, my wife and I are over here cutting off chicken heads and bathing in cat urine!

These people make me sick!

Ok, back to reading the Satanic Versus and I will be damned if I am going to put up the massive Christmas display either.

You would think I was possessed by satan himself as I raged on the keyboard on that last post. Damn it milk, get your damn believe and beliefs right.

Thats it, I am going out now and taking down all my satan worship devices in the front yard.

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Way to not overreact like a psycho, there, Milkperson.

Pinner,

Did I over react? See, that is why I brought it up on here. I usually try to consider both sides of the story, but there is one thing I would never do is go on someones property and tell them how to live their life.

Any good advice on this one would be great. Was I wrong? Am I wrong for decorating for Halloween? Should I find a new hobby? Should I conform?

Should I put faith back in the humanity? Should I be nice to old people who are rude?

Set my ass straight if I am out of line here.

If going on peoples property to insult them is the new thing, then shit I need to get me some of that style. I would love to go give some of my neighbors a piece of my mind. I will start with the guy across the street running a bike repair shop out of his garage. I will then go over to the lesbians next door and ask them if they believe in god. Heck lets not stop there. I am going down to the neighbors that let their kids skateboard. Skateboarding has got to be satanic!!!

I am melting, I am melting, what a world, what a world!

Don't you think the picture that has the zombie crawling out of the grave with a cell phone in his hand and a tombstone that reads, "Here Lies Highlands Ranch Driver" is a little over the top? Maybe just a bit?

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... Hahaha, no, I don't either.

I'm not saying I'd throw somebody off my property if they asked if I believed in God, but they're really aggressive with that God stuff down where the Milk lives. I do like the phrase "throw (him) off my property" though. It has a real meat and potatoes feel to it.

I would have split her open right there and offered her in sacrafice to my great demon king Moloch.

Perhaps you should go over to her place and ask her the origins of religion. Ask the frump if she believes in an all powerful tooth fairy while you're at it.


THE
STUPID PEOPLE SUCK
AARDVARK

I used to debate those cretins, skimming amusement from their seemingly real beliefs that dinosaur bones are really from "pigs" and Noah's ark is actually sitting somewhere in the Mediterranean sea. I don't have it in me anymore to go through it so I just say that I'm pro abortion and to please get away from me.

Abortion isn't enough anymore. You've gotta be pro-infanticide to goad them.

Let me ask this question:

Would any of you actually be so self righteous you would walk onto your neighbors property with your dog and ask them personal questions?

Is it me or does a lot of ridiculous things happen in the name of religion?

Better yet, when I was growing up, was it ok that the preacher thing at the church I attended was out having affairs on his wife?

I seriously have little puke chunks in my throat that these type of people are making decisions that impact my life on a daily basis.

Does religion promote hate?

milker wrote:Does religion promote hate?

No. DNA promotes hate. Religion is just a vessel for it, like race, height, sport, movie, book, peanut.