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I have been a resident where a party had been thrown... but I have never been one of the main party hosts. I was more Starbuck to Captain Ahab's Whaling Soiree.

My questions:

How many people should I shoot for, in terms of invites? We don't have this huge house or anything -- two rooms inside, the garage (which will not have our cars in it) and the backyard which, like all Colorado backyards, is postage sized).

How many people steal shit at a party? Just roughly. I don't anticipate too much of that, but still, just curious.

Trying to keep the cats inside will almost certainly be a futile venture. I might as well just go as Captain Kirk so that shouting, "SPOCK! SPOCK!!!!" all night will be in character.

But I am interested in all data for throwing a party, good and bad.
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Er, Spock is the name of one of our cats. I should mention that.

What kind of friends do you have that you need to worry about them stealing stuff?

Number one party tip. For a successful halloween party always have a Co2 fire extinguisher handy so you can startle the crap out of your guests when you hide behind a door or curtian and give them a blast. Fun city!

I have, in the past, placed a container of dry dog food near the dip so that drunk guests could munch on the Eucanuba while I inwardly smile with glee. This is a personal preference, as Miss Manners will tell you.

There is no overdoing black lights. No such thing as too much black light.


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AArdvark wrote:There is no overdoing black lights. No such thing as too much black light.

I installed a black light over the video games. Thought I secured it pretty well. As it turns out I didn't and the thing came crashing down over the Ms. Pac cab.

The control panel for that game was CHERRY, Vark. CHERRY! Now it has a small scratch and Dayna noted that I could have just put black light bulbs in the ceiling lights. By the power of Grayskull I have the capacity for stupidity not normally found in mortal men.

You will never play that game again because it has a scratch in it.

Don't blame yourself, I wouldn't either.

Look, I'm sorry that I've become a one-topic poster. I apologize for it freely. I don't know what happened to me. I used to be relatively well-rounded, now, it's all I can think about. I have a problem and I don't know how to fix it. I don't know what the solution is.

So you WILL play that game again?

Cuz I wouldn't. Cuz it has a scratch in it, and is therefore ruined.

pinback wrote:Cuz I wouldn't. Cuz it has a scratch in it, and is therefore ruined.

That is a shame. That is a motherfucking shame.

It is a fucking shame indeed. You should give that game to me, since you cannot play it, because it is scratched.

Bruce

You should have Jesus pizza!

You should get two Logitech Force Feedback gamepads and a PSX emulator for your PC. You should also get Stepmania and a pair of USB dance controllers.

I think I'm going as Sinestro.

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