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Toribash

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:57 am
by Worm
As a break from all the animosity, consumer philosphy, and talk about caps, I, Worm, present you:

TORIBASH!
http://www.toribash.com/

It's like what you expected ragdoll kung-fu would be, before you dropped 20 dollars and were really dissapointed.

You can extend, contract, relax, or hold a certain muscle.

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Through that you're allowed to kick ass. You pick which muscles inbetween turns. Each games are set for a certain number of frames. The standard servers are 120 frames, and each turn runs 10 frames. Those matches usually end based on points, as you're able to endless dodge your opponent since you always know what he's doing. The singleplayer mode plays more like a practice session, you could "possibly" play a hotseat game, with it. But it requires you to select a character, and you'd see what your opponent is planning.

The Judo servers are 1000 frames and have 70 frame turns. I like these servers because they usually end with a disqualification. A DQ occurs when anything but your hands or feet touches the ground, this includes severed limbs, which is entirely queer.

The combat allows for many cool moves, I'm currently prefecting my spinkick. You can also grab on to an opponent by clicking your hands, that's where the judo servers really shine.

My girl friend Betty just groaned

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:03 am
by Ivan
My girl friend Betty just groaned. She was shagging me but I just was not getting erections. "Fuck here," she said, lifting me up. I could step up on her belly and get my small dick closer to her mouth. As I did she took it all deep in her throat and started to blow me with her mouth. I started to think about that mobile porn site I had seen long back on my Nokia 3230

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:15 am
by Lex
Thanks for the heads up, Ivan.

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:51 pm
by Worm
UPDATE: They've reached 2.0, which means they're expecting money for the full game. Which is queer queer queer.