Jolt Country

Oh! The guy who thinks he's a Mac is now going to be in movies as well! Ha ha ha, the crazy, hipster Mac guy! We love him! And surely starring in a third-rate "Van Wilder" rip-off will ensure long string of completely unwatchable fucking dreck. What's this, they MADE UP a college? Ho ho ho! The movie that HAD TO BE MADE!

Fuck this guy, fuck Apple computers and fuck television and movies in general. I hope this pile of shit finds a way to lose a billion dollars.

He was in the greatest movie of all time, too! Anyone not remember the movie "Jeepers Creepers?" and "Galaxy Quest?" Classics.

Useless knowledge up here, folks. All useless knowledge.

I am a billion times more psyched for "Eternal Bliss" than I am "Mac Guy Fakes a College."

The guy who thinks he's a Mac was in Galaxy Quest? Who did he play? This is a disturbing chain of events, like when you open the room to the water heater after not going in there for a few months and find that a company of silverfish have taken up residence, become comfortable and started ordering grime from Craig's List.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
The guy who thinks he's a Mac was in Galaxy Quest? Who did he play?

He was the geek kid on Earth that helped Tim Allen.

And "Eternal Bliss" is now "Grave Situations." Currently ranked #21,000 on imdb.com. Not too shabby for something that has very publicity.

The soundtrack is very popular with the young people.

I wish you guys were crazier. Because I'd really like to propose an assassination.

it's really not worth killing someone. This is the kinder Jolt Country. Maybe he will get a scholarship as a BLACK student and have to wear blackface and a 'fro while he is....Oh wait, they did that.

Maybe he will join a fraternaty and have outrageous parties and..oh, they did that one too. Several times, I might add.

Maybe nobody will go to see it because the plot is as worn out as a two dollar whore on welfare weekeknd.


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