Jolt Country

So I thought I would step up to the plate and say Hi.

"Hi!"

In reading past posts, I feel I must answer a few things.
1. I am not A-Sexual.
2. Vitriola gave great advice and needs her rating raised a little.
3. I am a cool chick
4. I am, in fact, real.
5. PINBACK IS NOT A PUSSY. Lysander you are now on my shit list.
and
6. How dare Pinback say I didn't "flip" over the Galaga shirts. Jonsey, I was merely in awe of their splendor. I have worn them many times. Many times even playing the game itself at my local laundromat, so there. Geek out!

I did make a horror film that will be finished this weekend. Click on my website to see all the stuff which goes into far more detail than I could every remember.

Now, I open the floor. And please, be gentle. I bruise easily. Kind of.

savvyraven wrote:5. PINBACK IS NOT A PUSSY.

If everyone who's ever called me a pussy on this BBS is on your shit list, you better get some more paper and a few spare pens.

It was just in response to my personal reputation. Where everything else is concerned, they can call you what they want. Now, get back in your cage, Pinny. I didn't give you permission to speak.

Welcome aboard the rollicking floatie boat that is Jolt Country Dot Com. I assume Pinback has told you wonderous and amusing anecdotes about all of us joyful denizens so no need to introduce anyone.

I will say that I hope the days of the imaginary blue palm hostess are long gone now.

You mentioned a website, but I see no easy to click upon link. Not to worry, tho... It's..HERE


THE
CARLTON
THE DOORMAN
AARDVARK

Thanks, Aardvark, for the welcome and for re-posting the link. AND she better be long gone. I'll kick her ass.

savvyraven wrote:1. I am not A-Sexual.

I'd like to thank you for compelling me to spend 20 minutes on this:

I can not WAIT to get a copy of this movie. Ben's been talking this one up for a while now. I am psyched. I don't know how the distribution is for it, but imagine if you will the following scenario:

Your movie is atop an aquarium. The people who want it are lobsters, claws rubber-banded tight. Sometimes a lobster begins to scale the wall and get close to the top of the aquarium -- gets close to obtaining a copy of your movie. But then the rest of the lobsters tear that guy down. I want to be the rest of the lobsters. That has a copy of your movie. Before the riff-raff.

Are you taking pre-orders? Let's link this up right.

And welcome to the new Jolt Country Dot Com!

Worm wrote:I'd like to thank you for compelling me to spend 20 minutes on this:

BWA-HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey, welcome to the asylum. Don't mind me, I'm mostly harmless. And fucking bitter that apparently all forms of life down to and including Scott Peterson have girls, except for me. Hi hoe.

Lysander wrote: Hi hoe.

What'd you call me?


Kidding. Thanks a lot for all the welcome notes. And Worm? Brilliant. I don't think I've laughed so hard...well, the lobster comment was pretty good, too. But yeah, that was fucking brilliant.

savvyraven wrote:AND she better be long gone. I'll kick her ass.

I think Pinback might mind a little if you broke his hand.

Bruce

Nah, she likes that kind of stuff.

You know, it's funny you mention that, because I spelled it with an e specifically so that you wouldn't be able to make that joke. See, because 'ho', as a term for a woman of low morals (I.E.: my favorit kind) his 'ho'.

And who said that the WWF teaches you nothing?

Okay lady friend. How do you feel about a 2v2 game of Trash? Maybe even 3v3 if milker and ICJ are interested!

http://inhumangames.com/

Kat, have you given any thought to bumping everyone else in the purchase queue and putting me firmly in the top spot? And is there a pre-order page on your webpage?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Kat, have you given any thought to bumping everyone else in the purchase queue and putting me firmly in the top spot?

For you, Jonsey? Absolutely. You get first dibs. I may even send you a freebie!

That looks really cool, Worm. I would totally be interested. Keep me posted.

Also! Please feel free to post outside the other threads. Actually I would even go as far as to remove the "feel free" due to the fact that this BBS has a bit of a content drout at the moment, or at least a content drout in that I do not give a fuck about any of the content currently being discussed. AKA commic books, picture websites and games I am physically unable to play.