Sports Theories
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:09 pm
1. Everyone in the media hates or has disdain for the New Orleans Saints because they have been there pre-Katrina ... with their wives or girlfriends... and seen their wives or girlfriends flash their chest for some plastic beads. Or they made a complete ass out of themselves on Bourbon Street and now blame the AREA rather than their complete lack of self-control. Or else they had three Hurricanes, fucked their secretary who wasn't even all that hot, went crying to their wives about it and pretended to blame New Orleans so that their ugly wife wouldn't blame them and then really blamed the city even though to do so is stupid.
2. There is absolutely no reason why the Toronto Blue Jays, Baltimore Orioles and Tampa Bay Devil Rays shouldn't combine rosters and then send the good players around to each team every three years. None. If they are going to be outspent then two teams should concede and give all their good players to the team that is designated the one to compete. You're telling me that a rotation of Halladay - Kazmir - Burnett - Bedard - Chacin couldn't get the job done? It's better than what the White Sox won with. Plus it features a tasty lineup as follows:
Alex Rios, OF
Vernon Wells, OF
Miguel Tejada, SS
Troy Glaus, DH
Carl Crawford, OF
Brian Roberts, 2B
B. J. Upton, 3B
Lyle Overbay, 1B
Ramon Hernandez, C
TASTY! They could even snake the order so that two of the teams have a chance to repeat. As a Jays fan, it would be a boon because I could avoid giving any money to a league that doesn't give a fucking shit about baseball in those three cities for two years and then watch all the games when there is an actual chance for the team with my jersey to make the playoffs. I really see absolutely no problem with this so long as New York and Boston are both spending a billion dollars in payroll every four years.
3. The NFL fixed the Super Bowl. Actually, I should take this off the list. ("Because you provided no theory?" No, because it's a fact.)
JC Denizens, what are some of YOUR sports theories?
2. There is absolutely no reason why the Toronto Blue Jays, Baltimore Orioles and Tampa Bay Devil Rays shouldn't combine rosters and then send the good players around to each team every three years. None. If they are going to be outspent then two teams should concede and give all their good players to the team that is designated the one to compete. You're telling me that a rotation of Halladay - Kazmir - Burnett - Bedard - Chacin couldn't get the job done? It's better than what the White Sox won with. Plus it features a tasty lineup as follows:
Alex Rios, OF
Vernon Wells, OF
Miguel Tejada, SS
Troy Glaus, DH
Carl Crawford, OF
Brian Roberts, 2B
B. J. Upton, 3B
Lyle Overbay, 1B
Ramon Hernandez, C
TASTY! They could even snake the order so that two of the teams have a chance to repeat. As a Jays fan, it would be a boon because I could avoid giving any money to a league that doesn't give a fucking shit about baseball in those three cities for two years and then watch all the games when there is an actual chance for the team with my jersey to make the playoffs. I really see absolutely no problem with this so long as New York and Boston are both spending a billion dollars in payroll every four years.
3. The NFL fixed the Super Bowl. Actually, I should take this off the list. ("Because you provided no theory?" No, because it's a fact.)
JC Denizens, what are some of YOUR sports theories?