Doug Flutie has retired

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

"Hey, this one quarterback got my average-at-best team to the playoffs. I think I am going to sit him week 17 AND THEN START SOME maggot." -- Wade Phillips, 1999

"DURRRRRRRRR HOW DEY SCORE ON MOOSIC CIRT MAIRACLELL DDUUUUUU" -- Wade Phillips, 1999

It wouldn't surprise me if Doug Flutie was insufferable. Most of his entire professional life he's been surrounded by unblinking dumbfucks.