Jolt Country

Phenominal. The guy from Firefly beats up a bunch of slugs. SURELY you will be entertained if you go in without high expectations.

That being said, it doesn't further the goddamn art, or whatever it was Ben said text games should do.

I enjoyed it. It delivers. *** out of five.

I hope all of you people add this to your Netflix queue. If you like horror flicks, even a little, I think this is a fine rental. I didn't want to get hit or anything, so I mention this fact while it is not impossible to see it in theatres.

Yeah, I meant to go see this.