Pro Bowl Rosters & Fuck the Internet
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:54 pm
Because nobody can be bothered to put them all in the same place -- just un-fucking-believable -- here are the Pro Bowl rosters for the worst season of NFL football ever:
AFC wrote: Offense
WR - Chris Chambers, Dolphins
WR - Marvin Harrison, Colts
WR - Chad Johnson, Bengals
WR - Rod Smith, Broncos
OT - Willie Anderson, Bengals
OT - Jonathan Ogden, Ravens
OT - Willie Roaf, Chiefs
OG - Alan Faneca, Steelers
OG - Will Shields, Chiefs
OG - Brian Waters, Chiefs
C - Jeff Hartings, Steelers
C - Jeff Saturday, Colts
TE - Antonio Gates, Chargers
TE - Tony Gonzalez, Chiefs
QB - Tom Brady, Patriots
QB - Peyton Manning, Colts
QB - Carson Palmer, Bengals
RB - Edgerrin James, Colts
RB - Larry Johnson, Chiefs
RB - LaDainian Tomlinson, Chargers
FB - Lorenzo Neal, Chargers
Defense
DE - Dwight Freeney, Colts
DE - Jason Taylor, Dolphins
DE - Derrick Burgess, Raiders
DT - Richard Seymour, Patriots
DT - Marcus Stroud, Jaguars
DT - Jamal Williams, Chargers
ILB - Zach Thomas, Dolphins
ILB - Cato June, Colts
ILB - Al Wilson, Broncos
OLB - Shawne Merriman, Chargers
OLB - Joey Porter, Steelers
CB - Champ Bailey, Broncos
CB - Ty Law, Jets
CB - Deltha O'Neal, Bengals
SS - Troy Polamalu, Steelers
FS - John Lynch, Broncos
FS - Bob Sanders, Colts
Specialists
Punter - Brian Moorman, Bills
Kicker - Shayne Graham, Bengals
Returner - Jerome Mathis, Texans
Special Teamer - Hanik Milligan, Chargers
Once again, thanks to all the click-desperate shittlefucks who tried to whore out that extra page of their stupid ads (which I block) by slicing this up into two different places.NFC wrote: Offense
WR - Larry Fitzgerald, Cardinals
WR - Torry Holt, Rams
WR - Santana Moss, Redskins
WR - Steve Smith, Panthers
OT - Walter Jones, Seahawks
OT - Chris Samuels, Redskins
OT - Orlando Pace, Rams
OG - Larry Allen, Cowboys
OG - Steve Hutchinson, Seahawks
OG - Mike Wahle, Panthers
C - LeCharles Bentley, Saints
C - Olin Kreutz, Bears
TE - Alge Crumpler, Falcons
TE - Jeremy Shockey, Giants
QB - Jake Delhomme, Panthers
QB - Matt Hasselbeck, Seahawks
QB - Michael Vick, Falcons
RB - Shaun Alexander, Seahawks
RB - Tiki Barber, Giants
RB - Warrick Dunn, Falcons
FB - Mack Strong, Seahawks
Defense
DE - Julius Peppers, Panthers
DE - Michael Strahan, Giants
DE - Osi Umenyiora, Giants
DT - Rod Coleman, Falcons
DT - Tommie Harris, Bears
DT - Shaun Rogers, Lions
OLB - Lance Briggs, Bears
OLB - Keith Brooking, Falcons
OLB - Derrick Brooks, Bucs
ILB - Jeremiah Trotter, Eagles
ILB - Brian Urlacher, Bears
CB - Ronde Barber, Bucs
CB - DeAngelo Hall, Falcons
CB - Nathan Vasher, Bears
FS - Darren Sharper, Vikings
SS - Mike Brown, Bears
SS - Roy Williams, Cowboys
Specialists
Punter - Josh Bidwell, Bucs
Kicker - Neil Rackers, Cardinals
Returner - Koren Robinson, Vikings
Special Teamer - David Tyree, Giants