Jolt Country

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:05 am**

Evidently some feel this base is not updated enough. Evidently some feel I do not post enough to convey my personality. Evidently you are all of bunch of maggots, except for the chick, who's a fag hag. And someone said something about nobody knowing anything about music or sports. Well, I know twice as much about music as all of you douchey fucknuts put together. And nothing times two is nothing, so whatever.

Well, fuck you all very much. Come see my band next week at Milestones in Rochester. Come see my band next week, or I'm leaving this website... Forever?

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:07 am**

This is awesome, of course. I don't like to get too friendly on Walrustitty's board, otherwise the predator will become prey, but I'm very happy for you.

Tell me you're gigging between the 26th and 30th of December. Please tell me that!

Also, do you have any MP3s yet? It might be my only chance to hear you!

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:10 am**

Fuck you. Lo-fi mp3 can be found at:
http://www.audiblejones.com

We're getting some free recording time at a real studio next month, so we'll have hi-fi shit within a couple months.

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:25 am**

Bugs wrote:Fuck you.

Welcome to the NEW Jolt Country Dot Com! Everybody wants some!

Lo-fi mp3 can be found at:
http://www.audiblejones.com

We're getting some free recording time at a real studio next month, so we'll have hi-fi shit within a couple months.

Thanks, Bugs! I will now listen to some AUDIBLE JONES!

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:40 am**

Miller Lites suck.

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:50 am**

Jack Straw wrote:Miller Lites suck.

I had the opportunity to chug a Miller Lite at the Children of Bodom concert the other night. THIS is the liquid substance that Flavor Flav says is better than Bud Light? Don't get me wrong... it's been an even longer time since I tried a Bud Light, but I don't remember it being so bad that it actually made my four other senses plan a coup d'etongue.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:41 pm**

Are you taping at Milestones?

THE
REPLAY
AARDVARK

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:54 pm**

Bugs, which fat person are you?

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:15 pm**

The one that dies a little bit inside when someone calls me "fat."

:(

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:31 pm**

He is not the woman.

Posted: **Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:21 pm**

We finally got in that studio time and tracked seven songs in about 9 hours yesterday, and have rough mixes of them already. Here's one that I think came out well.

He-Man

Posted: **Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:41 pm**

Good job, man. WELL DONE BRINGIN' THA FUNK. Seven songs in nine hours, though?!! One of the most exhausting things I've ever done is try to go through a bunch of songs with the guitarist who lived nowhere near me, and we sucked. I imagine it was grueling.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:38 am**

We played everything live, and nailed each song in no more than 3 takes. A few overdubs here and there, and vwa-lah: We was done. There's still more work to do, however. But we're pretty happy with what we got done in a day.

Now we gotta get some gigz.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:49 am**

Post up when this happens again, we'll make it if we possibly can. milestones is right up the street from where i'm moving to at the end of the month.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:19 pm**

yeah man, for sure. Listened to the track.. very nice. I want more!

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:35 pm**

Yeah, speaking of which, when do we get more? MORE. I'm scouring through the Beaver tapes to get Vark the thing he needed. I don't want to be tempted to release an "unreleased" Beaver song because Audible Jones didn't continue to bring the funk.

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:14 pm**

I should have posted that I did listen to the song, and it was cool.

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:33 pm**

More:

Kearney Rain

Bloom

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:32 pm**

There's also these.

Needs more content!

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