Jolt Country

Maybe a change in scenery would do me good.

When has that EVER helped you? You're hopeless.

Good job offer, though. Shame to turn down a sparkling career opportunity!

voice of reason wrote:You're hopeless.

Also, it's things like this which keep me away from this BBS. Whether that's a negative or a positive, I suppose, depends on who you are.

Good job offer, though. Shame to turn down a sparkling career opportunity!

What, you gonna be a window washer now?



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AArdvark wrote:

Good job offer, though. Shame to turn down a sparkling career opportunity!

What, you gonna be a window washer now?

Motivational speaker.

pinback wrote:

voice of reason wrote:You're hopeless.

Also, it's things like this which keep me away from this BBS. Whether that's a negative or a positive, I suppose, depends on who you are.

That was Casual Observer. I'm apparently running two -- count 'em -- two websites where everyone treats everyone else like shit and ha ha ha, isn't that hilarious. CO, if you want to be a complete asshole to everyone and anyone, feel free to do it here. I'm not being sarcastic, you can honestly treat anyone on that website like shit and I wouldn't bat an eyelash. I can't stay sane with both places I go to being the exact same place in content, however. Plus, when you get to be old like I guess I am you'd rather see your utterly mentally stable friend post without a two-week absence when he's left the site forever than not. I know I have turned into everyone's father.

AArdvark wrote: What, you gonna be a window washer now?

Pinner the squeegee kid!!

edit: After reading the SysOp's post, I realize that the above comment wasn't as constructive as the posts here need to be.
I didn't realize we had gotten all touchy feely and cognizant of each other's feelings.

But honestly, reality check here: if we treat Ben like the simpering pussy he is with ubercareful kid gloves, we're just facilitating him. That's my take and I stand by it.
He's not gonna get "better" by treating him like a baby. Because as soon as he gets off the computer (if that ever happens), no one in REALLY REAL life is gonna do that for him.

...I am not a nudist.

voice of reason wrote:When has that EVER helped you? You're hopeless.

Hey, I wonder if his problem really is taking advice from a bunch of coffee table educated know it all pieces of shit!

Fuck, chris. Aardvark was funny because he was working off the word "Sparkling" and that's not even what ICJ is talking about.

Let's approach this logically. What is at or around where you are now, pinner? Furthermore what value do you assign to the things currently surrounding you?

Jack Straw wrote:

AArdvark wrote: What, you gonna be a window washer now?

Pinner the squeegee kid!!

edit: After reading the SysOp's post, I realize that the above comment wasn't as constructive as the posts here need to be.
I didn't realize we had gotten all touchy feely and cognizant of each other's feelings.

But honestly, reality check here: if we treat Ben like the simpering pussy he is with ubercareful kid gloves, we're just facilitating him. That's my take and I stand by it.
He's not gonna get "better" by treating him like a baby. Because as soon as he gets off the computer (if that ever happens), no one in REALLY REAL life is gonna do that for him.

I have no problem with anything you wrote, at any point in this thread.

Group hug!

L|)

What the hell are you people talking about?

Look, I can either stay in THIS job, in which I do absolutely nothing, and not even in the field I was trained in, in a city which is so boring that you're forced to deal with how horrible the weather is all the goddamn time, OR I can do the things I'm good at, in a city full of sunshine, palm trees, beaches, and plastic women!

I know all the other times I moved in some attempt to escape... but really, this seems like a money idea.

n!33rs NEED NOT REPLY.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Plus, when you get to be old like I guess I am you'd rather see your utterly mentally stable friend post without a two-week absence when he's left the site forever than not.

Can somebody diagram this sentence for me?

I know I have turned into everyone's father.

No, apparently you've turned into Worm.

pinback wrote:What the hell are you people talking about?

ICJ: Is pissed because he figured funny&intelligent=decent on his other website, when it's really just a bunch of smart funny scumbags.

Chris: Thought ICJ would deem his post inopropriate when he(ICJ) was really talking about a skeeze from Rochester who was being a smug ass and doesn't know you, not even over the Internet.

Worm: Was trying to shut up CO, show chris that he couldn't insult someone even if he wanted, and as you(pinback) what the hell you think you'd be leaving behind if you left right now.

So, what the hell do you feel you'd be leaving behind if you left right now?

Uhh. An unfulfilling job, an ugly city, and disgusting weather?

pinback wrote:Uhh. An unfulfilling job, an ugly city, and disgusting weather?

Okay! A change of scenery would do you good!

Oh, also, all these n!33rs.

- Pinback, the White Supremacist AND the PWC Guy.

pinback wrote:Uhh. An unfulfilling job, an ugly city, and disgusting weather?

Dude, if every aspect of your life in Washington sucks, then do yourself a favor and relocate. Life is too short to be miserable 100% of the time.