Jolt Country

I just took a quick dip in the warm, soothing pool of MRQE.COM to see what others' thought of this movie, which came out 11 years ago, and which everyone's been telling me to see for 11 years, and which I just finally saw after 11 years. After popping back out and drying myself off, I have quickly forgotten all of the opinions I read, but am left feeling but one thing; that I have been challenged. And so to you, dear reader, I vow THIS: I will be the first person in the history of time to write a review for Natural Born Killers without using the word "visceral".

Woody Harrelson plays a--- what?

Ahhhh, SHIT.

**1/2

This is the fourth best movie ever.

It also single handedly redeems the worst popular situation comedy of all time, which is Cheers.

I liked Rodney Dangerfield.

Rodney Dangerfield was in Natural Born Killers?

sho nuff, he was the alcoholic pops who couldn't keep his hands off his daughter.

So woody took em off for him.

What a fucked up movie... definitely one of the better movies out there.

What was up with all that weird shit going on? Like the cut scenes with a hairy Chinese dragon and Woody's face getting garbled once in a while. Is that some Pink Floyd trippy junk? or was there a deeper meaning that the six beers I drank refused to let me see.


THE
WAIT! REWIND THAT
WHAT THE HELL!
AARDVARK

The movie waived its right to claim some sort of subtle, deep meaning when it projected the words "TOO MUCH TV" all across Juliette Lewis' tits.

I missed that. Must have been during a bathroom break



I applaud the sentiment, tho...



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TOO MUCH TV
WILL SHRINK
YOUR TITS
(REF:SCARY MOVIE)
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