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WELCOME BACK JONSEY!!! (AND VITRIOLA!)
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:38 pm
by pinback
Welcome back, ICJ and VX! Oh, how this board (and my life!) has languished without your esteemed presences!
I've done my best to keep the Content Virus spreading as well as I possibly could, but as you know better than anyone, that's not that well!
So, I'm just happy that you're finally back, and can whip this motley band of ragamuffins back into shape!
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:31 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
review: America
status:d rove acrosstt it
grade: F. I can't stand a single one of you fuckers
Horns given to while driving U-Haul
ICJ: 2
Vitriola: 3
Middle fingers received: unknown
Middle fingers given: countless
Worst part: all of it
Fuck this country
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 6:50 am
by nessman
You move or something?
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:15 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
We moved her stuff out of a storage locker in Long Beach, CA. In the meantime we got to see the very worst of America.
Hey, America... if some guy is in a U-Haul and isn't making a right on red that your piece of shit wagon or sedan could make, but that they can't because the U-Haul is three times as big as your car... KEEP LEANING ON THAT HORN!! It definitely helps and people are more than willing to have all their worldly possessions involved in an auto accident so that you can save the ten seconds before the green shows.
The only way to stay sane is to empower yourselves over the infantile behavior of others. We made the number of beeps we got something to be proud of. But it really is amazing how people expect you to put yourself at risk into traffic you maybe wouldn't even go into if you were driving your everyday driver.
(Actually, once you get the U-Haul out of the city/cities in California it was pretty smooth sailing. All the other exits had really big streets and ample parking.)
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:47 am
by chris
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:We moved her stuff out of a storage locker in Long Beach, CA. In the meantime we got to see the very worst of America.
So you *did* drive through Utah?
Hey, America... if some guy is in a U-Haul and isn't making a right on red that your piece of shit wagon or sedan could make, but that they can't because the U-Haul is three times as big as your car... KEEP LEANING ON THAT HORN!!
Like you said, you're 3 times bigger than they are. Put the truck in reverse and watch 'em shit their pants.
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:00 am
by nessman
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Hey, America... if some guy is in a U-Haul and isn't making a right on red that your piece of shit wagon or sedan could make, but that they can't because the U-Haul is three times as big as your car... KEEP LEANING ON THAT HORN!! It definitely helps and people are more than willing to have all their worldly possessions involved in an auto accident so that you can save the ten seconds before the green shows.
[insert picture here of scene where the nerds are driving off to college in dad's station wagon - can't find it on the damn internet... aborting attempt to make teh funny!]
Mr. Skolnick:
GOT THE OLE' CRUISE CONTROL SET ON 35 SON
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 1:05 pm
by chris
nessman wrote:[insert picture here of scene where the nerds are driving off to college in dad's station wagon - can't find it on the damn internet... aborting attempt to make teh funny!]
I'm wagering that the trip was more along the lines of "Bonnie & Clyde" or "Natural Born Killers"....freewheeling across the country doing whatever they please.
Um, but without the killing stuff. And no Rodney.
And I'll wager $10 that they got busy in the back of the UHaul at least once....just so they could say that they've done it. You crazy kids you!
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:02 pm
by nessman
Thankfully I have RotN DVD... now I can make teh funny...
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Hey, America... if some guy is in a U-Haul and isn't making a right on red that your piece of shit wagon or sedan could make, but that they can't because the U-Haul is three times as big as your car... KEEP LEANING ON THAT HORN!! It definitely helps and people are more than willing to have all their worldly possessions involved in an auto accident so that you can save the ten seconds before the green shows.
Mr. Skolnick: GOT THE OLE' CRUISE CONTROL SET ON 35 SON
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:38 pm
by chris
nessman wrote:Thankfully I have RotN DVD... now I can make teh funny...
Not funny in theory, even less funny in practice.
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:44 pm
by pinback
chris wrote:And I'll wager $10 that they got busy in the back of the UHaul at least once....just so they could say that they've done it. You crazy kids you!
I'm going to need closure on this.
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 6:35 pm
by Vitriola
You forgot:
Number of gangs spraying their insignia while parked in a lot at a motel on the corner of Route 66 and Grand Ave. in Glendora, California named something like Prodst: 1
So I wonder, do some gangs have websites, like Tribes clans do? And is there an employment niche here?
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:19 pm
by chris
pinback wrote:chris wrote:And I'll wager $10 that they got busy in the back of the UHaul at least once....just so they could say that they've done it. You crazy kids you!
I'm going to need closure on this.
Silence = EMPHATIC YES
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 8:15 pm
by nessman
chris wrote:Not funny in theory, even less funny in practice.
You're pissed only because I thought of it first.
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:31 am
by Worm
Vitriola wrote:You forgot:
Number of gangs spraying their insignia while parked in a lot at a motel on the corner of Route 66 and Grand Ave. in Glendora, California named something like Prodst: 1
So I wonder, do some gangs have websites, like Tribes clans do? And is there an employment niche here?
Do they charge you for such shit? If I ever move to the big city a "sucks cocks" stencil and can of pink spray paint are coming with me.