Jolt Country

Does anybody remember what I said her first name was?

Started with a S, I think?

Please help?

Steve

pinback wrote:Does anybody remember what I said her first name was?

Started with a S, I think?

Please help?

What does BBW stand for?

It stands for "FAT".

Oh.

Then who cares what her name is? I think you have a number to choose from. Go with whatever you feel doesn't cross the line and I'll think we'll be able to follow along. Even the blind kid can feel where her Godzilla-size footprints led.

Yes, but...

Why would i want to?

So nobody remembers what her name was? I posted about her several times here, and then removed/edited the posts later.

pinback wrote:So nobody remembers what her name was?

Hootie McBoobs?
Chesty LaRoux?

Bruce

please see thread in base 1 re: pump it up

Her name was Claire.

Her name was not Claire. Claire also does not start with an "S". It was an exotic sounding name, since she was from Malaysia.

Sh---a, I think:

Sharleena
Shania

k. roo wrote:Sh---a, I think:

Yes. I believe it was a Sh---a. Or a Sh---ia.

Sharleena
Shania

Except neither of these.

Sha-ne-neh?

I'm sorry. But this is what you get when you delete or edit posts. Never delete posts. Or edit them. In fact, I would turn this functionality off in phpBB except that any minute we're going to be on Ben's BBBBBB, right?

Here I was, sitting at my desk, rueing (as I am wont to do most waking hours of the day) the day I was born, but at least taking solace in the fact that it looked like I was going to get through this entire thread without ICJ busting a self-righteous nut right into the middle of it by calling me out for editing a post six months ago. And then...

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I'm sorry. But this is what you get when you delete or edit posts.

Sigh. Back to rueing for me!

Or edit them.

Unless the posts break one of YOUR arbitrary, pussy-ass rules you have on this board, in which case you have no problem editing or deleting them, and then tracking down the sector on the disk drive where they used to reside, and then scrubbing them with a Scotch-Brite scrubbing pad, and then burning the pad, and then disassembling the burnt molecules with a set of microscopic tweezers, and then building a gay-ass rocket ship and firing the tweezers into space. It's just, if anyone else does it, then they've BROKEN TEH BBS CODE OF ETHICKS!!!

I never said this while I was in Boulder, because we were in fairly close proximity to each other, but you fucking sicken me, you hypocritical, smug, dye-jobbed pile of dickwad with a grungy, sweaty baseball cap on the wrong way.

In fact, I would turn this functionality off in phpBB except that any minute we're going to be on Ben's BBBBBB, right?

I have changed my stance on this, and now recommend against it.

pinback wrote:Unless the posts break one of YOUR arbitrary, pussy-ass rules you have on this board, in which case you have no problem editing or deleting them, and then tracking down the sector on the disk drive where they used to reside, and then scrubbing them with a Scotch-Brite scrubbing pad, and then burning the pad, and then disassembling the burnt molecules with a set of microscopic tweezers, and then building a gay-ass rocket ship and firing the tweezers into space. It's just, if anyone else does it, then they've BROKEN TEH BBS CODE OF ETHICKS!!!

Best Of!!!

pinback wrote:Unless the posts break one of YOUR arbitrary, pussy-ass rules you have on this board, in which case you have no problem editing or deleting them, and then tracking down the sector on the disk drive where they used to reside, and then scrubbing them with a Scotch-Brite scrubbing pad, and then burning the pad, and then disassembling the burnt molecules with a set of microscopic tweezers, and then building a gay-ass rocket ship and firing the tweezers into space. It's just, if anyone else does it, then they've BROKEN TEH BBS CODE OF ETHICKS!!!

I resent that. Any rocket ship I built would be thrustingly heterosexual.

Here are the "rules" for JC.

o No in-line porn except the Troll Room
o No posting of real-life info
o No spamming

I know that's a lot, being three and all. If every failure of a place you ran only had one rule you'd still be up to more rules than pianos have keys.

That's 88 you monkey. It's obvious to anyone that has ever heard you "play" that thing you call a guitar that you somehow have even less musical talent than the laughably poor musicians in the awful "bands" you follow. Even though both of the female cats we dropped off had their ovaries ripped out with a dull knife they were still in heat cozing up to your guitar because it sounds like an overcrotched tom braying an unlistenable keen in a desperate attempt to mate (when played by you).

So I think I'll stop putting dye in my hair in a little bit, under one condition. When will you then decide to stop spotaneously farting banshees into existence with your guitar? The string you broke the other day wasn't an accident, it was an inanimate object's suicide and the only way it believed it could escape the proxy hell you submitted it to.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: o No in-line porn except the Troll Room
o No posting of real-life info
o No spamming

Are those "o"s bullet points, or drops of hair dye that accidentally dripped off of that jaundiced albino-colored crop of used-toothbrush bristles you call a hairdo when you took your cap off for the first time in three months?

Or are they actually small zeros, as you ponder and reflect, and count up the total number of projects which you've promised to one or all of us collectively and then actually came through on?

Or are you just totalling up the profits from your last game -- you remember, the one that had the installation routine that started by asking you "DO YOU WANT TO PAY 4 THIS GAME? [Y/N]"?

If every failure of a place you ran only had one rule you'd still be up to more rules than pianos have keys.

Yes, I suppose for a person who's satisfied to merely come up with ideas while they're sitting waiting for their hair to dry, the concept of actually starting something and acting on their inspirations is somewhat foreign to you. Check it out, though. You too can become one of us -- one of the "do-ers". You've got the part down where you come up with an idea. And you've almost mastered the part about buying a book which can help you do it. Now all you need to do is just push forward that one liiiiittle extra step and actually FUCKING DO SOMETHING, instead of whining about how your job is so bad, and the cats leave dead mice in your nose, and you can't save anywhere, and GOD you are a pathetic little baby.

overcrotched tom braying an unlistenable keen in a desperate attempt to mate (when played by you).

Maybe when you find something you're good at, other than impulse-buying 25 year old video game systems nobody cares about, and eating what would normally be considered a Hungry-Man-Sized dinner for a family of six, you can Jaws-of-Life yourself off your couch and do it, rather than just trying to press other people down. You'd have much better luck with that anyway just by sitting on them, Anakin Finsternis.

pinback wrote:You'd have much better luck with that anyway just by sitting on them

Wait. . . is Jonsey fat? Say it ain't so.

Jonsey is fat. LOL.