Jolt Country

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:52 pm**

Shit.

Guy had intestinal cancer... guess it got worse.

Sam Mills was one of the finest football players that ever lived, and one of the best players in New Orleans Saints history. Which, of course, is why the Carolina Panthers put a statue of him outside their stadium. Mills was a linebacker in the "Dome Patrol" unit for the Saints, unique for having sent all four linebackers to the Pro Bowl in 1991.

Mills was also 5'9", which is ridiculously small to be playing linebacker for the BeerCheese Flag Football Midgets League, much less the NFL. He probably belongs in the hall of fame, but the hall won't put Saints players in.

A true tragedy. I had heard he was recovering. He was 45.

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:07 pm**

Boooooooooooring.

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:18 pm**

Your shitty football team hasn't had and will never have any decent players of their own, so they had to go take a NEW ORLEANS SAINT and put him in your pathetic "Ring of Honor." I hate the Panthers, I hate their attempts to steal our (dead) guy and I hate you for supporting that shit.

No difference between doing that and sleeping with every Saints fan's wife. None. ZERO.

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:38 pm**

YAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwn.

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:54 pm**

Do you want to fight? Seriously... Not even kidding around, I would love to fight you right now. Name the time and the place and I'll BE THERE. Let's go you mouthy little fruit... Yawn while I'm around and you'll be tasting teeth (yours)... so I hope you have a Hot Sauce that goes good with teeth! (yours!)

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:12 pm**

Here's you: Ready? No, wait, here's you, right? Here's you:

HEY EVERYBODY!! Somebody nobody here has ever heard of or could possibly care less about died!! Of some fatal thing! Which killed him!!

Next I'm going to talk about books I like which nobody's read!! Whose author's just died!

Next I'll tell you about some guy who you don't know who I just killed! And he DIED!!! LOL!!!

Posted: **Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:37 pm**

Hey, y'know what would've made this death worthwhile? If you'd actually TAKEN him in the Dead Pool.

He's an ex-Saint with cancer. He shoulda been a gimme, rather than alll the 99.5 year old motherfuckers you picked instead.

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2005 11:59 am**

very interesting...

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2005 3:18 pm**

I'd like to note that the title of this thread is no longer accurate.

Jolt Country

Sam Mills, #51, Died Today.

Sam Mills, #51, Died Today.