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World Golf Rankings.
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:21 am
by Ben
Now, a new feature from your friends at Ben Parrish Enterprises:
The Weekly World Golf Rankings!
(September 1, 2002)
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Rank Player Country Avg Pts Evts
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1 Tiger Woods USA 17.56 755.23 43
2 Phil Mickelson USA 9.95 477.50 48
3 Ernie Els SAf 8.69 451.70 52
4 Retief Goosen SAf 7.20 410.44 57
5 Sergio Garcia Spn 6.77 352.03 52
6 David Toms USA 5.56 317.04 57
7 Davis Love III USA 5.34 250.94 47
8 Padraig Harrington Ire 5.21 250.15 48
9 Vijay Singh Fij 5.06 308.36 61
10 Jim Furyk USA 4.94 232.09 47
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2002 5:50 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I thought Vijay Singh was a woman. Huh.
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 2:36 pm
by Ben
And now: The World Golf Rankings!
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Rank Player Country Avg Pts Evts
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1 Tiger Woods USA 18.19 782.35 43
2 Phil Mickelson USA 9.30 455.64 49
3 Ernie Els SAf 8.14 447.49 55
4 Retief Goosen SAf 7.36 434.04 59
5 Sergio Garcia Spn 6.68 353.79 53
6 David Toms USA 5.86 333.77 57
7 Davis Love III USA 5.45 256.12 47
8 Vijay Singh Fij 5.40 329.63 61
9 Padraig Harrington Ire 5.32 255.56 48
10 Jim Furyk USA 4.83 232.06 48
It's really not close, you see.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 2:38 pm
by Ben
This week's World Golf Rankings:
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Rank Player Country Avg Pts Evts
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1 Tiger Woods USA 17.87 768.48 43
2 Phil Mickelson USA 8.97 439.32 49
3 Ernie Els SAf 7.91 442.96 56
4 Retief Goosen SAf 7.18 423.85 59
5 Sergio Garcia Spn 6.66 346.32 52
6 Padraig Harrington Ire 6.17 296.16 48
7 David Toms USA 5.66 316.93 56
8 Vijay Singh Fij 5.51 335.88 61
9 Davis Love III USA 5.34 245.86 46
10 Jim Furyk USA 4.84 227.43 47
Tiger continuing to pull away. As impressive as this looks, you should have seen it in 2000. It was like Tiger had about a 30 point average, and Phil had maybe an 8 or something. It was ridiculous.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 2:57 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I still thought Vijay Singh was a woman. Huh.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 2:58 pm
by Ben
Well, he's not.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 3:03 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Who?
Vijay?
S/he's not going to show up in a golf video game. No. S/he's going to show up in the computer adaption of the CRYING GAME.
He's a chick. Or, shit, wait, do I mean that Saree Pak is a man? Dammatron!!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 4:38 pm
by Ben
Se Ri is a girl, and might I add that with the recent influx of Asian golfers, the LPGA is starting to get HOT! Annika still needs to shave, but all them little Yumikos running around is pretty nice to watch.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 10:44 pm
by loafergirl
Erm... golf? Sure, they can make decent movies about it, but as an actualy spectator sport? =P Unless it's the penis bonus tournament, it's just not that much fun.
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2002 1:01 am
by Ben
Only people who enjoy playing golf enjoy watching golf.
But for those of us that fall under that category, golf is the best spectator sport going.
I, in 1985, would often respond to a Washington Redskins field goal by jumping off the sofa, running to the TV, pumping my fist at it, falling to the ground and pounding the carpet, yelling "YEAH!!! YEAAAAAAAHHHH BABY!!!! YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"
Now the only thing I have that reaction to is:
1. Tiger Woods making a clutch putt.
2. Porn.
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 8:52 pm
by loafergirl
Ben wrote: jumping off the sofa, running to the TV, pumping my fist at it, falling to the ground and pounding the carpet, yelling "YEAH!!! YEAAAAAAAHHHH BABY!!!! YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"
Now the only thing I have that reaction to is:
1. Tiger Woods making a clutch putt.
2. Porn.
So you whack it to Tiger Woods. Okay.
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:31 am
by Ben
loafergirl wrote:So you whack it to Tiger Woods. Okay.
What's your point?
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 10:53 pm
by loafergirl
Ben wrote:loafergirl wrote:So you whack it to Tiger Woods. Okay.
What's your point?
Don't you get rugburn?
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2002 5:11 pm
by Da King
loafergirl wrote:Erm... golf? Sure, they can make decent movies about it, but as an actualy spectator sport? =P Unless it's the penis bonus tournament, it's just not that much fun.
Actually, I got free tickets to go see the chicks golf at Locust Hill this year, and it was somewhat entertaining. I'd KILL to be able to golf as well as the broads.
I'm volunteering to work at PGA Championship at Oak Hill next year. I'll be working as a marshall along the sidelines while all the "Big Guys" are golfing. THAT will be a fun time.
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2002 5:12 pm
by Da King
Ben wrote:Only people who enjoy playing golf enjoy watching golf.
But for those of us that fall under that category, golf is the best spectator sport going.
Er, no. I enjoy playing golf.
I somewhat enjoy watching golf.
Hockey is still my favourite spectator sport.