I asked Robb today

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:21 pm

If his head were cole slaw, would his hair be carrots?

He has not answered yet, but standby as I am sure his response will be great with chicken.

Kbye

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:24 pm

Ask him about that time he was in Yugoslavia playing hockey.

Ask Robb if he likes hot beeeeeef and cheeeeesssse.

Kbye

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:25 pm

If he were to be a dessert item, which one would he be?

Go on, ask him.

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:28 pm

Robb, what is your favorite video game?

He will respond:

NOOOOOOO, I love Magic the Gathering and expansion packs!!!!

or:

I like games you have to read.

Ask him.... Try it.....

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:45 pm

I once asked Robb how his momma was and he beat me up.

He is a tough dude. I remember this time when Robb was wrestling a steer for a steak dinner.

He brought that cow down I tell ya, down to the ground like Tito Santana. Then he did the bird flap like Coco B Ware.

Then he put the cow in a figure four leg lock.

Robb Rocks!!!!

He is my favorite person today.

He is a multitasker.

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:55 pm

once when Robb and I worked together, he would come in and get that test lab so fired up. I used to have go get him oxygen every day because the dude would hyper ventilate all over management and stuff.

He used to puke he was so cranked up. He would eat his hot beeeef and cheeeessse burrito and vomit up chunks. He stopped puking once they started charging for the hot sauce. That pissed him off because he believes that onions, and tomatoe paste should be free.

He stands up for his rights. He is a nice kid.

I wish I could pat him on the back right now and ask him if he has to poop.

That is first time I have ever seen poop on this message board.

POOP

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:58 pm

We need a new section where we propose questions to Robb.

He will respond to each question.

Like, you could ask him how to cure herpes.

He could do the research and get back to each question.

I love this damn Jolt Country. It is apart of me now. It has made me who I am.

I am the milker, and I am a proud member of this country we call Jolt.

Jolt!

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:02 pm

Do you think the little iceberg will collide with the big iceberg?

Please let me know.

Thanks,

Milker

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:05 pm

Do you like beer battered fried food?

I can not wait to see your response...

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:34 pm

BUT YOU WILL! Hahahahahahaaawww!

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:34 pm

I am waiting. Come on now Robb, STRAP IT ON!!!!!!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:01 pm

milkunits wrote:Ask him about that time he was in Yugoslavia playing hockey.

It was actually "tonsil-hockey."

For reasons I don't like to get into, back in '67 I was missioned by the United States Government to kiss every single person in what we know now as "Yugoslavia." It was a dangerous and daring project that I don't usually like to talk about.

The Freedom of Information Act allowed my report to be read, but unfortunately the only word that was not blacked out was "SWARTHY."

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:02 pm

milkunits wrote:If he were to be a dessert item, which one would he be? Go on, ask him.

Mr. Sandman!
Yes?
Bring me a dream! Make her complexion like peaches and cream!

The answer to your riddle is "peaches and cream."

As a side note, I guess acne was much more rampant in the 60s. I wouldn't even think to ask for a dream girl with a good complexion right now. They're like Beta VCRs.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:05 pm

milkunits wrote:I once asked Robb how his momma was and he beat me up.

It was more your tone.

He is a tough dude. I remember this time when Robb was wrestling a steer for a steak dinner.

He brought that cow down I tell ya, down to the ground like Tito Santana. Then he did the bird flap like Coco B Ware.

The cow, like your mother, was delicious.

Then he put the cow in a figure four leg lock. Robb Rocks!!!! He is my favorite person today. He is a multitasker.

Unfortunately for me the ultimate multitasker -- Steve Tasker -- came by and shot us both and ate us. Luckily, Steve Tasker's stomach has a wireless LAN. He's fucking hungry, he'll eat anything.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:06 pm

milkunits wrote:once when Robb and I worked together, he would come in and get that test lab so fired up. I used to have go get him oxygen every day because the dude would hyper ventilate all over management and stuff.

He used to puke he was so cranked up. He would eat his hot beeeef and cheeeessse burrito and vomit up chunks. He stopped puking once they started charging for the hot sauce. That pissed him off because he believes that onions, and tomatoe paste should be free.

He stands up for his rights. He is a nice kid.

I wish I could pat him on the back right now and ask him if he has to poop.

That is first time I have ever seen poop on this message board.

POOP

I still throw up every day. It keeps one's trachea in shape. Though even if I didn't have to, there is always Bond's posts to "cleanse the palette."

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:07 pm

milkunits wrote:Like, you could ask him how to cure herpes.

Run it under the tap.

I love this damn Jolt Country. It is apart of me now. It has made me who I am.

Run it under the tap.

I am the milker, and I am a proud member of this country we call Jolt. Jolt!

Run it under the tap.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:08 pm

milkunits wrote:Do you think the little iceberg will collide with the big iceberg?

I think the big iceberg will place the little iceberg in a jar and keep it near the sun until the little iceberg melts. Then the big iceberg will laugh and pour it onto itself, absorbing its qualities.

=(

All Will Perish! · Post by **All Will Perish!** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:54 pm

Repent while you can!

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:17 pm

I really like this thread. I also like that you've let Mr. Banzai keep his admin privileges, Robb. That was nice of you.

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:40 pm

That Robb likes this thread.

If this thread were a pair of female garmets, he would wear it on his head to keep his ears warm.

Robb, what is your favorite pair of female garmets?

Do you floss your teeth Robb?

Do you wash your lips?

I will be waiting for your reply.

You are smart!

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