Jolt Country

I don't know about you, but after watching the NFL on ESPN for fifteen minutes, I just want to lick Brett Favre all over! He is the greatest human being who ever lived! Mel Gibson's next movie is the Passion of the Favre!

Oh look! He just picked his nose!! Isn't it the most marvelous, glisteningly perfect booger you've ever seen?! I wish I could roll around in a bed made with silken sheets and a quilt made from Brett Favre's boogers!

He is so wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"When [Favre] throws his receivers the ball, they want to catch it... for him." - Paul McGwire

Paul McGwire used to do the Buffalo Bills games in the mid-90s. He was good! He really was. He isn't, any longer.

Thiesman I just don't like.

MIKE Patrick, however CAN'T BELIEVE what is GOING ON with this KANSAS CITY defense!!!

Give me zombie Summerall and the one Albert brother (Kenny?) and that'd be fine. But they're never together and Kenny gets the shit games anyway (like the Saints, for instance!!)

Favre's wife has breast cancer. I'm guessing if they have to remove a breast the Favre family can afford to buy her a new pair of bigger and better breasts. Breasts fit for a 3 time MVP!!