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Football American

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:23 pm
by Huertos Gonzalez
Football Americana
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Hallo me name is Huertos Gonzalez, I am of the 17th year and recently moved to America. It is my honor to take part in the student exchange program between my Native Mexico and Pine Bluffs California. It has my been my dream to school in America. It has also been of my dreams to particapte in the sport of Football American. Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being the next Bo Jackson or Babe Laufenberg. The village were I come from does not have American T.V. but we enjoy American Video Games. I’ve received my most knowledge of football from gaming. We do not have much in my native village but do we have community Nintendo? Yes is the answer to the previous of question.

That is the errest of my blunder. I try out for JV football yes? We’ll I try my Bo Jackson standstill move. When the linebacker engages me we dance yes?. After struggle one must fall yes?. However there was no dance. He cleaned my clock and I fumble. I try QB next. I call Right Game pad B. No understand this language. I call long pass top of screen. I tell friend Tyrone Biggins (we are in shop class together I have C+ grade!) to run 80 yards down field and I throw him ball like Montana Rice. I don’t understand when ball only goes 7 meters.

After frustration I have idea. Kicker maybe answer to football’s GLORIES! Alas the ball nor heavens come equipped with gliding arrow or pink power bar. I stub toe. I curse you Tecmo both Super and Regular! Image

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:27 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
Oh well, there is always room for you on the swim team WETBACK! HAWRRRR!! Unless of course you learned swimming from EPYX's summer games!


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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:34 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I do appreciate that Humgato linked his picture twice. As I began to read his post, I sort of forgot what he looked like, but there was his picture again, so I remembered, which was good.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:35 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
In other news, I've banned Heldago there, for the crime of green grocery, which I do not like.