Notable Celebrities I Met Yesterday.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:53 pm
("Met" in the sense that they walked past me and/or hit a golf ball within 15 feet of me.)
Professional golfer John Daly.
Actor and frightening black man Samuel L. Jackson
"Hootie" of Blowfish fame Darius Rucker.
ESPN anchor Stuart Scott.
ESPN anchor Rich Eisen.
Ex-footballer Jim McMahon
(Several other professional golfers who nobody here would know.)
Best non-professional golfer of the above: Samuel L. Jackson.
Number of feet away from me both John Daly and Samuel L. Jackson were for a split second: 2.
John Daly's penis size: Enormous (admittedly, I got this from the Rick Reilly book "Who's Your Caddy?")
Number of overweight bartender chicks at the local "Melons" (Hooters ripoff joint) who crawled up on the bar and allowed another female patron to slap her ass: 1.
Professional golfer John Daly.
Actor and frightening black man Samuel L. Jackson
"Hootie" of Blowfish fame Darius Rucker.
ESPN anchor Stuart Scott.
ESPN anchor Rich Eisen.
Ex-footballer Jim McMahon
(Several other professional golfers who nobody here would know.)
Best non-professional golfer of the above: Samuel L. Jackson.
Number of feet away from me both John Daly and Samuel L. Jackson were for a split second: 2.
John Daly's penis size: Enormous (admittedly, I got this from the Rick Reilly book "Who's Your Caddy?")
Number of overweight bartender chicks at the local "Melons" (Hooters ripoff joint) who crawled up on the bar and allowed another female patron to slap her ass: 1.