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Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:29 pm
by Humortech, Intl.
Today's Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism:
"Niblick"
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:12 pm
by Humortech, Intl.
Today's Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism:
"Mashie"
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:39 pm
by Ghost of DBN
Is this, then, our tainted legacy?
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:51 pm
by bruce
Ghost of DBN wrote:Is this, then, our tainted legacy?
Hey, "Tainted Legacy" would be a pretty good bad name for an abortion clinic!
Bruce
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:57 am
by Humortech, Intl.
Today's Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism:
"Gunch"
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:10 pm
by Humortech, Intl.
Today's Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism:
"Bingo Bango Bongo"
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:26 am
by Humortech, Intl.
Today's Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism:
"Holed Out"
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 3:30 pm
by Humortech, Intl.
Today's Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism:
"Fuzzy Zoeller"
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 11:10 am
by Humortech, Intl.
Today's Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism:
"Skins"
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:09 am
by Humortech, Intl.
Today's Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism:
"Pulling Your Putts"
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:13 am
by Jack Straw
Damn, reaching already?
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:37 am
by Knuckles the CLown
Loft Wedge
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:41 am
by pinback
Hey, instead of invading and criticizing other people's threads, here's an amazing idea: COME UP WITH AN ACTUAL IDEA, START ONE OF YOUR OWN, and get out of my fucking FACE, mother FUCKERS.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:23 am
by Vitriola
Ahem. Term?
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:59 am
by Jack Straw
Yeah, don't let a little good-natured ribbing stop the flow of lame terms now!
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 2:30 pm
by Da King
Hey, I have one!
"Hole In One"
LOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 5:14 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Da King wrote:Hey, I have one!
"Hole In One"
LOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
I like Da King more than Humortech, Inc, PatPend.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:32 pm
by Da King
Why is the "Daily Golf Term Which Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism" being neglected? I am very disappointed.
I have another one.
DRIVER.
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:38 am
by Golf Term Master
Let's just get it over with:
The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.
14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.