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Posted: **Sun Feb 29, 2004 3:40 pm**

Just a little message to all those who think ETW is on the slide, that he's not as good anymore, that he's not the #1 player in the world, that Vijay is better, or Ernie is better, or Phil is better, or Davis is better, or any other damn player is better:

SUCK IT.

Winning his twelfth straight match play match, and taking home the Match Play Championship title (and $1,200,000) for the second straight year, Tiger Woods showed the world once again that he ain't going anywhere, and if anyone wants to win $0.01 on the PGA Tour, they gotta go through him.

Let's take a look at the statistics so far here in 2004, shall we?

NUMBER OF TOURNAMENTS PLAYED: 4
NUMBER OF TOP TEN FINISHES: 4
NUMBER OF WINS: 1
(NUMBER OF MISSED CUTS, VIJAY, YOU IDIOT): 0

If you're scoring along at home, this is better than anyone else.

And if you're watching at home, you'll notice that Tiger is hitting irons and putts better than at any time in the last couple years. If he can find a way to keep his drives from going into people's back yards, he will essentially be unbeatable.

THIS HAS BEEN TIGERCAST 2004!!!

See you next week, in Dubai.

Posted: **Sun Feb 29, 2004 6:43 pm**

Hmm! Compelling! One guy winning all the time!

Posted: **Sun Feb 29, 2004 6:59 pm**

If I may speak for TC2K4 for just a moment: You're an idiot.

Tiger won five times last year. Vijay won four. Davis won four. Kenny Perry won 3. A million other people won 2 or 1. You know nothing about golf, and would be better served not even trying to participate in this thread.

Posted: **Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:36 pm**

pinback wrote:If I may speak for TC2K4 for just a moment: You're an idiot.

Don't you mean "speak TO TC2K4"? Who is the idiot? [/b]

Posted: **Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:40 pm**

grammar police wrote:Who is the idiot?

You're feeding me a straight line like that?

Posted: **Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:43 am**

pinback wrote:
grammar police wrote:Who is the idiot?
You're feeding me a straight line like that?

That's the best retort the "great" Pinback can come up with? Pretty sad.

Posted: **Mon Mar 01, 2004 10:52 am**

surprised wrote:That's the best retort the "great" Pinback can come up with? Pretty sad.

Shut up... idiot.

Posted: **Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:15 pm**

pinback wrote:
surprised wrote:That's the best retort the "great" Pinback can come up with? Pretty sad.
Shut up... idiot.

No. . . you shut up. . . loser.[/b]

Posted: **Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:35 pm**

You know nothing about golf

Simply put; A nice long walk spoiled by a little white ball.

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