Jolt Country

Welcome to Pinback's Enemies, a production from the ARMY OF HATE, where we flush out, expose, and otherwise stick in stocks for public humiliation and abuse, those people who have most definitely, and without mitigation, done Pinback wrong. As this group includes, in his mind, everyone on the planet Earth, the editorial staff of the AOH have done our best to separate the wheat from the major assholes and bring you only the most loathed, the most reviled, and the most disgustingly putrid among them. Let's go!

Name: Frank Quan
Nickname: CHING CHONG CHANG Chinese Motherfucker
Former Status: Corporal, Pinback's ARMY OF LOVE.
GUILTY OF: Not even remotely coming through on any of the promises he made to me, with regard to hooking me up with his "friend" Lily who he fucking introduced me to at the LRN Summer Picnic, and then, oh, hey there, just for good measure? Fired up the ol' Yellow Bone of Westwood and started porkin' her again, for old times sake.

HATRED RANKING: Extreme

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Name: Jessica "Rose" Campbell
Nickname: WHOREcake
Former Status: Probably my last and only chance for happiness in this godforFUCKING world.
GUILTY OF: Embodying all of the worst things that Los Angeles has to offer, and showing herself as the sick detritus of an empty, diseased society. Possibly the worst human being ever, even if you cloned 100000 Hitlers and then pushed them all back together into one person.

HATRED RANKING: Hall of Fame

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Name: Dayna Whateverhernameis
Nickname: Vitre-cola
Former Status: The finest pool-partner/hand-job-on-a-roller-coaster-giver I've ever met, and she sucked at pool.
GUILTY OF: Writing such posts as the one in the Pinback's Women IV thread which got me all riled up in the first place, and also having to rely on me, me, to keep her relationship with Jonsey together.

HATRED RANKING: Pending Jonsey rebound

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Name: Rob B. Sherwin
Nickname: Ice Cream [strike]Jonesy[/strike] Jonsey
Former Status: The one person in this entire world I thought I could count on to be my bud, through thick and thin.
GUILTY OF: Stabbing me in the back, even as he relies on me, me, to keep his relationship with Vitriola together. Writing snide, sarcastic little posts and emails, making fun of the failures of my own relationship. Befouling this entire bulletin board with cutesy little "in-joke" posts directed at Vitreola, which basically makes everyone want to barf, and obviously makes most of them want to just leave and never post again. And, moreover, for basically taking the finest BBS known to the internet, and virtually giving the entire place a facial, stealing cab fare from its purse, promising it will call it again, and then skipping out on it in the middle of the night.

HATRED RANKING: Double Bacon Cheeseburger

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In summary, all y'all go fuck yourselves.

pinback wrote: Former Status: Probably my last and only chance for happiness in this godforFUCKING world.

Pussy.

I'm with Pinback here. Everyone above obviously sucks. I also nominate his cat.

Best Of!

pinback wrote:In summary, all y'all go fuck yourselves.

You're not even close to being really insulting, Ben. There's a nutcase on the Usenet newsgroup alt.seduction.fast by the nickname of Ray Gordon who far outstrips anyone to think up new and interesting ways to be revolting. This little gem, I copied from one of his remarks, four years ago:

Ray Gordon wrote:** "[Y]ou can again go fuck yourself. I am too polite to get into detail about what I think is wrong with someone like you." - Ray Gordon, March 16, 2003
http://groups.google.com/groups?&selm=2 ... bj.aol.com
http://tinyurl.com/nhof

Tdarcos wrote:I copied from one of his remarks, four years ago

You copied the remarks of some guy who posted to usenet four years ago? What aren't you doing with your life that you have time to do shit like that?

update, i hope to be included!

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Tdarcos wrote:

pinback wrote:In summary, all y'all go fuck yourselves.

You're not even close to being really insulting, Ben. There's a nutcase on the Usenet newsgroup alt.seduction.fast by the nickname of Ray Gordon who far outstrips anyone to think up new and interesting ways to be revolting. This little gem, I copied from one of his remarks, four years ago:

Yeah, but the point is that Pinner is actually feeling hatred rather than sitting in Starbucks with a notebook trying to figure out how to ape George Carlin to impress people like you(trash).

Did you just call the newest poster trash? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'll be deleting posts from anyone who attacks a poster with less than 50 posts. Not because I think the person in question can't handle it, but because I know it will drive you assholes crazy that your amazingly repugnant and disgusting and unwanted posts are deleted from the Internet.

Paul, I once again apologize for all this. You don't deserve this. I hope you will stay with us anyway.

Yeah, why say something insulting to a response to the value of insults? I don't know if you're playing hall monitor as a giant joke or that you really think stuff will pick up if we're all boring.

Worm wrote:Yeah, why say something insulting to a response to the value of insults? I don't know if you're playing hall monitor as a giant joke or that you really think stuff will pick up if we're all boring.

SUCK MY BALLS.

Bruce

Shit did he run off already? Talk about a glass jaw.

You're all monsters. And you guys need to get a lot funnier if you're going to constantly run off people around here.

Yes, even Trudy said she wished my nature would allow me to be just a little more impulsive.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You're all monsters. And you guys need to get a lot funnier if you're going to constantly run off people around here.

Come on, Paul Robinson was clearly here only to promote his fetid blog. This loser was hoping to use a website with twelve readers to improve his pagerank, that's how worthless he was. Have you gone to his blog? What useless drivel, and not even written well. It's cool when pinback promotes his latest website in his posts because it's edgy - you know it'll be gone in a couple of weeks. But this guy's shit website will be festering there, you linking to him forever. Aspiring to greatness includes not pandering to blatant marketing trolls.

agreed, thought the dude was a bit of a fag myself. Wait, who we talking about again?

Knuckles the CLown wrote:agreed, thought the dude was a bit of a fag myself. Wait, who we talking about again?

tdarco aka Paul Robinson

paying attention wrote:

Knuckles the CLown wrote:agreed, thought the dude was a bit of a fag myself. Wait, who we talking about again?

tdarco aka Paul Robinson

I think that joke went over your head.