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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:55 pm

Here I sit, seventeen of my latest websites staring me in the face. Unheardof-before content listed out in columnar form for me to peruse. Here's what you felt like then. Here's what you had to say then.

This guy was pissed off, obviously. Every damn thing he wrote was about some misery or disappointment that had befallen him. It's either about chicks not digging him, or the cards not falling right at poker, or the chinese food not getting delivered on time, or the cats dying on him. Pitiful.

But funny. Funny stuff. At least he had something to say, and he said it like he was hoping the words would cut you. Deep and hard.

Then what happened.

Ah, shit, I had a whole thing here, but I'm drunk, and it's all more pathetic existential whining. Fuck it. Drunk People Fighting II...

YOU don't know me you only thiNK u do but fuck you because U dont know me.. sorry man I didn't mena it like that Im just drunk sorry. you are... you're my bvest friend man, I LVOE you, you... dont you get it...

Life isn't fun anymore.

Plaintive cry for help.

Old friends alerting authorities.

You know how this goes.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:08 pm

pinback wrote:the cats dying on him

Wait, what?

Is Frodo gone to the Great Litterbox in the Sky?

Also, don't kill yourself. Just have some more Safeway Safeway brand Safeway vodka from Safeway.

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:14 pm

bruce wrote:Is Frodo gone to the Great Litterbox in the Sky?

Nah, he's right here. Bennie, the original Greatest Cat Ever, is who I was talking about.

Surely you've read this:

http://www.montorusa.com/pwc2/07112000.html

Also, don't kill yourself. Just have some more Safeway Safeway brand Safeway vodka from Safeway.

There's a plan.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:21 pm

pinback wrote: http://www.montorusa.com/pwc2/07112000.html

I have now.

I don't have a kitchen sink and it sucks.

Bruce

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:04 pm

Pity fuck?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:16 pm

Vitriola wrote:Pity fuck?

Damn. I need to get drunk now.

2 Pitiable 2 Log In Pin · Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:37 pm

pity fuck?

\5 north, 10 west, etc, etc.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:40 pm

From where I am right now, it's more like 10 West, 10 West, 10 West, 10 West, 10 West, 10 West, for 400 miles. Are you worth that?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:55 pm

pinback wrote:But funny. Funny stuff. At least he had something to say, and he said it like he was hoping the words would cut you. Deep and hard.

Then what happened.

Ah, shit, I had a whole thing here, but I'm drunk, and it's all more pathetic existential whining. Fuck it. Drunk People Fighting II...

No, really. What happened?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:31 pm

I know you're on right now, Pinback. Finish your thought in this thread before you started uncontrollably weeping like a little girl who just got introduced to the concept of "bad touch."

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:40 pm

Vitriola wrote:From where I am right now, it's more like 10 West, 10 West, 10 West, 10 West, 10 West, 10 West, for 400 miles. Are you worth that?

Don't take my word for it. Take JRC's. Oh, wait, sorry, she's unavailable, because she passed out from shortness of breath after I got done with her the second time tonight.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:42 pm

I don't remember my thought. I think it was along the lines of, "At least I was ENJOYING life while being pissed off at it. At least I still had a zest for it. Now that it has grown tiresome, I no longer feel like writing about it." But, you know, expanded, with fart jokes thrown in, so as to amuse the children.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:43 pm

pinback wrote:Don't take my word for it. Take JRC's. Oh, wait, sorry, she's unavailable, because she passed out from shortness of breath after I got done with her the second time tonight.

Hey, take her picture! Come on man! We need another picture of JRC! DO IT.

FORUM TOUGH GUY · Post by **FORUM TOUGH GUY** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:46 pm

TAKE HER PICTURE YOU FUCKING PUSSY

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:46 pm

I got pictures. Just chill.

Spinner! · Post by **Spinner!** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:47 pm

Hi there! I'm the fastest man in the world! I'd like to answer all your questions about SPEE-- whoa! You got pictures?

Share them! And then I will answer all your questions regarding what it's like to be the fastest man in the world!

Angry Stewart Payne · Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:47 pm

pinback wrote:I got pictures. Just chill.

Ben, when will you be posting these pictures?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:53 pm

Apparently certain people don't get the concept of "chill". I'll have something for you by the end of the weekend.

They are not X-rated. R-rated at best. Don't get your hopes up.

Also, she doesn't photograph quite as well as she BENDS OVER AND TAKES MY LOAD.

Jewbie the Newbie · Post by **Jewbie the Newbie** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:56 pm

pinback wrote:Apparently certain people don't get the concept of "chill". I'll have something for you by the end of the weekend.

Yeah, certain people.

So are you gonna post them right now?

Angry Stewart Payne · Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:07 am

No, Jewbie, he plainly said that he's going to post them by 2:00am PST.

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