Jolt Country

Real-world events have caused me to make a very difficult decision. I am going to have to take a break from the BBS for two weeks.

All of you carry on, please. Carry on. I hope to be able to catch up with you again in September.

Mods, please "sticky" this thread.

why would they sticky it?

Souffle of Pain wrote:Mods, please "sticky" this thread.

Shut the fuck up.

In other news, here's the State of the BBS Address:

o Good work, everyone.
o Sorry I still haven't done that CGE article
o Requests for General Topics, unlike requests made for everything else on this BBS will be listened to.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Shut the fuck up.

Let hope and faith rule in your heart.

Oh, for the love of fucking Christ. Listen, Slushy, no one likes you. No one likes you because you're stupid, annoying, crass, and completely pointless. You go out of your way to make yourself the most useless fucking poster on here. And then you compound it by *barely posting*. Listen up, shitstain: no one is going to give a flying sipholitic donkey fuck if you leave, stay here, become aan amway distributor, or pork your own mother before shooting yourself in an act of Aggressive Teenage Violence (TM). (... ATV. Huh. That's... interesting.)

And then, you tripple-timing *goatfucker*, you have the *gaul* to make *demands* of the moderator who you go out of your way to insult for no reason as the main point of 95% of your posts. You, my friend, are not important enough to *warrant* your announcement of leaving for two weeks to be stuck at the top. This would because, ahahaha, *YOU DON'T POST ANYTHING*! If you just *went* for two weeks, do you really think that people would have scratched their heads and gone "Hmmm, I wonder where Soufle of Pain has gone?"" If you *posted* more than two times in two weeks on a regular basis we might actually have any feelings at all on the subject. But you go compound this by being the most idiotic poster on the BBS except for Blue. So, in short: Good evening, sir, I'm James Bond, I'll be destroying you. Now... <IMG SRC="http://www.gamepartisan.com/sony/thomas ... age079.jpg">
<I> GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNET. </I>

God, I love having the descisive last word.

Hey, whatever happened to ol' Bluesy, anyway?

Is anyone here actually supposed to believe that SoP is a "real" person, and not just another figment of some other user's imagination?

lol!

i know, really.

I don't believe you would have the *GALL* to believe SoP exists.

Hey. That's not fair. Giving the guy who can't defend himself a world of shit.

No, I am only kidding. Bring it on.

Worm wrote:I don't believe you would have the *GALL* to believe SoP exists.

If that was a shot, rest assured I will be showing up at your house with an icepick.