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The last thread about that goddamn steak.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 3:59 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
For those of you who don't know, I am getting an enormous amount of abuse from these miserable bastards for going into a restaurant and ordering a steak medium well.
I *knew* there was another, darker, hidden basis for why I did it.
I present you with the following page from the 'Kingdom Come' graphic novel. If well done is good enough for freaking Batman, then medium well is good enough for Ice Cream Jonsey.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 7:17 am
by Vitriola
Damn me to hell, but apparently you've spawned minions:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/s/steak.asp
What frightens me is that when you type in 'steak cartoon' into google, you get more hits for that than you do for your name.
You will die in ignominy and isolation!
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:23 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Vitriola wrote:What frightens me is that when you type in 'steak cartoon' into google, you get more hits for that than you do for your name.
Wait, here's what I see for "steak cartoon" (with quotes)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=U ... cartoon%22
Here's what I see for my name (again, with quotes)
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22robb+ ... 8&safe=off
It looks like I have 7 pages advantage on the steak cartoon. (Did you do it without quotes? Are you running searches on me with and without quotation marks? Senator, how do you respond to these allegations? Maybe in a quoteless world is where I get trounced. ONLY way it could beat me.)
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:45 pm
by Worm
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 8:37 pm
by Violet
I have a lot. I guess it depends on how you write my name though. I consider myself more of a
Jenny than a
jennifer.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 8:44 pm
by Stinger
i dated a "jenny" once but that was just her stage name at a corporate theme restaurant i worked at.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 8:48 pm
by Violet
Was her phone number 867-5309?
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:02 pm
by Violet
Oh yeah, as I sat in the diner near my house tonight. I was thinking of the board when I ordered my burger medium well.
The only problem with the burger was the over cooked bacon. I don't think they cook that medium well. Why would anyone eat bacon raw?
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:02 pm
by Jethro toll
no. . . she lived in brockport so it was 716 something but good reference though.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:05 pm
by Violet
brockport? That should be a 585 now. Buffalo stole the Rochester area code. Was her real name Roxanne?
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:30 pm
by jethro tull
no. . . this was about eight years ago so it was still 716.