Jolt Country

o Went across the street to the Safeway.

o Found "CHICKEN ORANGE"

o Bought this orange chicken... brought it home, thus eliminating the "out" portion of the thread title.

o Sure enough... it was orange. A deep sea orange.

o Ate some of it.

o I think that'll be more of a "Plan B" dinner. Ah, t'hell with it anyway! This time in 72 hours we'll be eating at Ruth's Chris and snorting blow off the chest of lovely young strippers, you know what I mean by lovely: they still profess that they are doing this "for money for college" and not just because they need to pay off the doctor who issued them implants.

o Tomorrow: Conclusion?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: o I think that'll be more of a "Plan B" dinner. Ah, t'hell with it anyway! This time in 72 hours we'll be eating at Ruth's Chris and snorting blow off the chest of lovely young strippers, you know what I mean by lovely: they still profess that they are doing this "for money for college" and not just because they need to pay off the doctor who issued them implants.

My God, that sounds so good.

Anyway, now that you're in Longmont, you should get in touch with David and Vanessa Pinter. And Letitia is probably old enough to be interesting now.

Bruce

bruce wrote:Anyway, now that you're in Longmont, you should get in touch with David and Vanessa Pinter. And Letitia is probably old enough to be interesting now.

Letitia, or as the French say, Letitia.

I ... would be slightly wary of meeting someone who only knows me through the first revision of "Chicks Dig Jerks."

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: I ... would be slightly wary of meeting someone who only knows me through the first revision of "Chicks Dig Jerks."

Fine. I'll introduce you the next time I'm out that way.

Bruce