Jolt Country

In only two short months this because the second most popular base on the BBS.

America and Jolt Country Denizens wish to ask...

"How did you do it?"

Yeah, I noticed that same thing yesterday. But I am very modest, so I did not wish to point that out myself.

How did I do it? Well, I really can't take the credit for it. What are two of everyone's most favorite things? Movies and sex, of course. And people like to talk about what they like! So I really can't take the credit.

However, I WILL take the credit, because none of you people could, on your best day, even daydream about being a hundredth as good a base moderator as I am. I am the cool, fresh breeze, blowing life into an otherwise, hot, nasty, filthy junkyard of nothingness. As it pertains to this bulletin board system, I am your father, I am your priest, and I am your God, and with every post to my wonderful base, you worship me.

I'm glad we were able to settle that.

Hey, you know what's a crappy website? "Smug.com." They've been threatening a relaunch for three years now, literally, and I hate them.

We don't talk about me enough.

How did I do it? Well, I really can't take the credit for it. What are two of everyone's most favorite things? Movies and sex, of course. And people like to talk about what they like! So I really can't take the credit.

pinback wrote:I am the cool, fresh breeze, blowing life into an otherwise, hot, nasty, filthy junkyard of nothingness.

Ben, you have it backwards. For all the time you've been here you have been an otherwise hot, nasty, filthy junkyard of nothingness waiting for a cool, fresh breeze to begin blowing life into it.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I'm glad we were able to settle that.

Hey, you know what's a crappy website? "Smug.com." They've been threatening a relaunch for three years now, literally, and I hate them.

Because they're so smug about it?