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Need a quote for Revision 93
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:06 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
It's been a few months since the quote on the first page changed. It's currently regarding cheese burritos. First funny line gets the bright lights and the lack of an attribution. There will be quotation marks around it, though.
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:10 pm
by pinback
"fart... hehehe"
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:15 pm
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty
"Arrr, 'tis driving me nuts!"
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:20 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
....
.... JESUS.
I will know only be taking quotes from made-up people. I am really hoping that DJ Oink makes an appearance, because he's the only one who can salvage this trainwreck... no, trainwreck doesn't do it justice -- this moon-falling-from-the-sky-wreck of a thread.
funny quote
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:30 pm
by Jerry Seinfeld
"these crackers are making me thirsty"
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:40 pm
by CITIZEN ASHCROFT
JESUS LOVES YOU, CHILD. REPENT NOW AND SAVE YOUR SOUL.
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:51 pm
by Jack Link
The harder the jerky, the better it worky!
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:33 pm
by Jack Straw
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:57 pm
by bruce
I'm not going to bother to gimmickize myself.
But I have two good slogans for bumper stickers, that you could use:
1) "Jesus is coming. Swallow."
and
2) "Support the priesthood. Lube up."
and then, number 3, which isn't offensive, but captures, I think (and I'm totally serious here) what's gone wrong with America in the last two decades:
3) "When did it become un-American to root for the underdog?"
Bruce
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 5:13 pm
by Worm
Jack, It is funny until you throw in these fucking message board images in here.
"Can I buy a comma?"
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2003 7:24 pm
by Jack Straw
No, actually it wasn't.
And yes, I am hopelessly addicted.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 7:47 am
by danzaland
"Sir we have a policy about putting buttery topping on Milk Duds"
Or the follow up
"You also have a policy about washing you hands after going to the bathroom"
to which the retort is
"touche"
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 9:12 am
by danzaland
How about:
"The Power to Tax is The Power to Destroy"
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 9:20 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
danzaland wrote:"Sir we have a policy about putting buttery topping on Milk Duds"
Or the follow up
"You also have a policy about washing you hands after going to the bathroom"
to which the retort is
"touche"
I still have that on my voice mail at work. It's been a few years now, I think. But still that remains! I have to find a way to extract that to an MP3.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:14 pm
by pinback
"Do you ever sometimes feel... not so fresh?"
