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DJ Larry Trask sent me the following message yesterday:

Do you still have a copy of TDR’s guide to getting with the ladies? Long shot, I realize.

I don't even recall the article he's referring to, but someone here, maybe even the man himself, will!

PAUL! Where's your GUIDE TO GETTING WITH THE LADIES?!?!

This I must read!

pinback wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 8:51 am DJ Larry Trask sent me the following message yesterday:

Do you still have a copy of TDR’s guide to getting with the ladies? Long shot, I realize.

I don't even recall the article he's referring to, but someone here, maybe even the man himself, will!

PAUL! Where's your GUIDE TO GETTING WITH THE LADIES?!?!

I do remember this, it was classic and hilarious considering the commanders . . . reality. Maybe try searching with caps and without?

Does DJ Larry lurk this BBS??

I recall parts of this excellent piece of literature!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 8:33 pm Does DJ Larry lurk this BBS??

He does not.

That's odd, Paul commented on threads in other bases, but did not respond to my request here! Very strange.

He never does that.

That can't be. Think of all the kindness we've shown him over the years, the requests fulfilled, the favors done, the gifts gifted. I'm sure given all that, if he saw a simple request asked of him, he'd be delighted to jump on it and give back to the community that's done so much for him!

Real puzzler!

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Hmm. I thought perhaps like some speakeasy, were we to recite the correct word or code we'd be welcomed into the Tdarcos Ladies Lounge.

Tax laws!

Gun laws!

pinback wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:14 am That's odd, Paul commented on threads in other bases, but did not respond to my request here! Very strange.

Annnd probably because I didn't see it.

pinback wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 8:51 am DJ Larry Trask sent me the following message yesterday:

Do you still have a copy of TDR’s guide to getting with the ladies? Long shot, I realize.

I don't even recall the article he's referring to, but someone here, maybe even the man himself, will!

PAUL! Where's your GUIDE TO GETTING WITH THE LADIES?!?!

I'm not exactly certain what document he is referring to. Seriously, I've written literally thousands of pages and picked up lots of texts from others. I can guess what I think he is referring to, and, of course, he's being sarcastic. It was clearly a satirical explanation of "how to get a girl to fuck you." Basicaly, it was a clearly ridiculous parody explanation of manipulating her to be alone with her and tricking her into having sex. I don't remember much as it was probably 30 years ago, other than it being hilarious. Even my sister thought it was obviously meant as a parody of a "how to" document.

I got it off a BBS circa 30-35 years ago, and a quick Google search turns up nothing relevant, so it might be it did not cross over to the Internet, so it just disappeared into to the oblivion of things lost to history.

Okay, well, if we can't find the original, how about writing a new one! What's your GUIDE TO GETTIN' WITH THE LADIES?!

And, a followup question from DJ Larry:

Do you recall [Tdarcos] telling a story about finally getting a girl willing to make out with him only to blow it by saying, in what was a moment of passion in the TDR world, "I want to rape you!", which caused the girl to leave in disgust?

I thought that would be a simple one to solve but searching the forum for posts from tdarcos that include the word "rape" returns around 80 results. Wish I were kidding.

For the record, those involving my username are quoting others here or song lyrics!

The "Not-A-Raper"
-Jizaboz

Do you recall [Tdarcos] telling a story about finally getting a girl willing to make out with him only to blow it by saying, in what was a moment of passion in the TDR world, "I want to rape you!", which caused the girl to leave in disgust?

I believe he is mistaken, I have never said I wanted to rape anyone, I would never say such a thing.