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Melatonin

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2023 10:17 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
We should have all been on this 30 years ago.

It has changed my life!!!

Any side effects? Yeah drowsiness and the best freaking sleep of yer life! Muhuhuhahahahah!

Who else indulges?

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 2:00 am
by Jizaboz
My friend from high school whom I worked with at the last company used it and claimed it worked well, but it doesn't really do much for me. I drink beer and (lately this year) eat delta 8 to pass out. If I'm not fucked up enough before I go to sleep I have to deal with extremely vivid and/or lucid dreams that will most likely fuck up my RealLife thought process and keep me from sleeping properly. This is another reason why I don't drink during the day.

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 2:28 am
by pinback
I be 'tonin.

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 4:34 am
by RealNC
Why pay for it? I produce it myself when I'm sleepy.

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 6:54 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
RealNC wrote: Tue Oct 24, 2023 4:34 am Why pay for it? I produce it myself when I'm sleepy.
I find myself going to bed at the right time to get 8 hours of sleep.

Then I gotta check on a bunch of websites filled with people I dislike, like Reddit and hackernews and such. Hate those guys! So angry! Argh!

The melatonin pill eliminates that. I just put my phone down and a half hour after I take it, I'm out. I take it a half hour before the desired time. The time in bed is now spent sleeping. I am more efficient.

RealNC, if you do not spend your late evenings despising others, then I salute you. I haven't that willpower.

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:04 am
by Flack
It's good for sleeping! I take it! I gave it to my kids! I gave it to all the special education kids in my cla-- oh.

https://abc7chicago.com/melatonin-humbl ... /13894051/

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:45 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
good work on those people in Texas making sure that it made the news.

Damn, can you imagine if someone over there was shooting them instead of giving them a sleep aid? I bet it would be plastered all over the news constantly!

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 2:48 pm
by AArdvark
I will eat half an Advil PM on some worknights and a whole one on the weekends if I'm not too sloshed. I call them Elvis Pills because it's funny.

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 3:37 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Take.
The.
Sleep
Aid
VARK

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 4:56 pm
by AArdvark
I don't have problems sleeping per se, it's the waking up every 90 minutes to use the bathroom that ruins it.

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 9:03 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
TAKE.
THE.
SLEE--

Wait, what?

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 4:53 am
by Tdarcos
"Four o'clock I've been pissing all night
It's the time I always think of poo."
- Cliff Richard, Dreamin' |not really)

Re: Melatonin

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2023 7:26 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Thank you Paul. You're the only one that gets it.