Jolt Country

Girl, sometimes, you just make me wanna cry.

Yeah, this is excellent.

Used to be, I'd just hang out at work all day, kinda bummed out, then go home, get online, drink, and have fun.

Now, let's update that for the "post-jrc" era: Hang out at work all day, kinda bummed out, then go home, get online, drink, and get thoroughly miserable and borderline suicidal.

Yeah, there's some progress for you. That's what you like to see.

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOME FUCK BERSERKER

You're going to KILL yourself over this chick? Yeah, that'll certainly show her.

How about you kill yourself for being so bad about getting a third Annoyotron game out instead? That's the kind of suicide that I can get behind.

How about if I killed myself because I spend all day on a BBS run by a Sysop who couldn't moderate a base if his penis was on fire??!!!

I'm fucking busy, dude.

For everyone else here -- I'm getting shit on by both sides from Pinner here. I get shit on for not finishing my game and I get shit on for not keeping this place active. Well, a person can only get shit on so often before they begin to put some of their hands on that shit and start hurling the feces themselves.

Which is it? Do you want a game released or this place back up to par? Fucking choose. Maybe I'll just put you in charge of this place. I'm sure everyone would like that very much. I'm sure that'd be a real "golden age." No problems, no complaints, no e-mails in my basket every five seconds complaining about you, no. NONE of that, especially when this place goes the way of the PWC BBS.

You disgust me, Parrish. You and your attitude. Especially your attitude.

You're giving me crap about my BBS? Hey, fucknut, here's just a few things that you will not find over at the PWC:

1. Sysops too pussy to exercise a little control over the proceedings.
2. Sysops apologizing to their readers for the content presented thereto.
3. Sysops creating more bases than atoms in the universe and then sitting around wondering why most of them just sit there like a fat man on a hot summer day, stinking and doing nothing.
4. Sysops afraid to pull the trigger on anyone or anything, for fear that they might lose A SINGLE PRECIOUS USER!! OMG!!

Now, in contrast, here are a few things you will find over at the PWC:

1. BOOK.
2. MOVIE.
3. CAT.
4. INSULIN.
5. MOVIE.

Gnuff said? That's right.

Are those the problem or the solution?

pinback wrote:You're giving me crap about my BBS? Hey, fucknut, here's just a few things that you will not find over at the PWC:

1. Content

Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.

2. Sysops apologizing to their readers for the content presented thereto.

I'm going to say this quietly, confidently, and with authority. I'm going to say this only once. "What are you talking about?" I haven't apologized for anything. I don't even do those Bob Green / Larry King things.

3. Sysops creating more bases than atoms in the universe and then sitting around wondering why most of them just sit there like a fat man on a hot summer day, stinking and doing nothing.

So now you insult the very blood that makes up my body of work.

There is no moral difference between you slugging somebody's child with your cock and what you just said.

I put my goddamn heart and soul into this place. I have bases for things that I not only think the current bunch of denizens are interested in, but in topics that I hope attracts people to this place. If someone out there got this web address from wherever, and they are into Comics and D&D and the rest of this token geek crap, well, it's probable that I'll get along good with them. They help me even when not in use.

Where are the bases over in PWC? There aren't any. You're too inept to find decent software and give that place the love it so richly deserves. You've totally abandonded it! I at least still genuinely like the place. I frigging wish that was my forum. I'd show it the love that you simply don't have the heart for.

4. Sysops afraid to pull the trigger on anyone or anything, for fear that they might lose A SINGLE PRECIOUS USER!! OMG!!

You venomnous, spiteful little child. I can't believe you're saying this. If I had "taken steps" then you wouldn't be conversing with Blue now, would you?

When are you going to realize that I'm like 80 times more wise than you? When, Parrish, when?

Don't fuck with me. I'll destroy your whole family.

pinback wrote:Now, let's update that for the "post-jrc" era: Hang out at work all day, kinda bummed out, then go home, get online, drink, and get thoroughly miserable and borderline suicidal.

Man, don't get my hopes up like that!





Couldn't resist, 'twas too easy.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Couldn't resist, 'twas too easy.

No, I understand. I know you don't get too many chances to wield your rapier-like wit like that. Good stuff.