Jolt Country

CHANJ MA MAND

I've never hoid of it!

I understand, there are a lot of Kung Fu movies to watch in a 320x200 window on your third monitor with the sound off.

I don't know why I come here anymore.

"Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?"

Yes.

Oh man, can you believe what happened in the latest episode??!! Things will never be the same!!!!!

What is this one about? There are multiple threads about shows I have never heard of and nobody is dropping graphics, so now I gotta ask questions and get answers.

Danny McBride show about John Goodman as the head of a megachurch and his dysfunctional family. Hilarity and violence ensues. His kids are three of the best comic actors I've ever seen.

It feels very much like a Coen brothers thing, even though it's not. But Danny McBride does a good Coen bros. impression.

I do like Danny McBride. Okay. I'm in!

Is it better than The Little Rascals?

The season 2 finale was tonight. Up until the credits rolled, it was still the best show on TV, but I guess it's not on TV anymore until next season so it's no longer eligible.

My life is a joyless slog through routine and responsibility from sun-up to sun-down, and as I was finishing my evening's chores and my wife started picking out the night's viewing, I realized it was Monday, which is when the Gemstones are on, and I felt genuinely happy and excited about something for the first time since I can recall.

Four stars.

Yeah, that season was great. I'm a big fan of all Danny McBride things and this one definitely manages to hit some new buttons with its fantastic cast.