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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAT?!??!?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:45 pm
by pinback
Let's take a little poll. The poll question is:
What was about the last thing an already emotionally frazzled Pinback needed today?
Here are your two choices:
[ ] For his cat, the only reliable, non-whorish outlet for his considerable affections, to be missing.
[ ] I am a big fucking stupid RETARD and enjoy choosing the wrong poll option.
C'mere, Eldrick.
Where's my fucking cat?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:48 pm
by ben's cat frodo
hi ben=)
are you calling eldrick?
or frodo?
that's why I don't come out
i didnt poop in the pan today ben.
i'm lost.
help me.
hi be n = )
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:50 pm
by pinback
You have got to be kidding me.
That better have been an automated script posting that, because otherwise... house? Burned. Family? Dead.
You're going to Frodo me? NOW?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:57 pm
by Automated Script
Don't drag me into this.
Hey, maybe if you were a little nicer to your cat and called it by its REAL NAME it wouldn't take off on you like this.
__________________________________
Fo sheezy; AS
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:58 pm
by Souffle of Pain
You would stand a better chance of finding your cat if you broke your glance from the monitor for perhaps a moment and did some looking around for him. It. Whatever.
Unless someone created
www.findyourdamncat.org recently, naturally.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:04 pm
by pinback
Ill. I feel physically ill.
I feel like I just watched Requiem.
You know the funny part? I'm thinking of watching it again, RIGHT NOW.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:02 pm
by pinback
Where is my fucking cat.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:27 pm
by pinback
Oh.
Heh.
There he is.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:05 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Er... where was he?
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:44 am
by bruce
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Er... where was he?
I guess Jonsey, who is probably the
Cat Mutlilator of Denver, is wondering how he missed frodo.
Bruce
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:08 am
by pinback
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Er... where was he?
We may never know.
Actually, we WILL never know. He was outside somewhere, and then at some point, he came back. Strange, though.
BAM! Cat story.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:41 am
by bruce
pinback wrote:
Actually, we WILL never know. He was outside somewhere, and then at some point, he came back. Strange, though.
What's strange about that? Cats do that.
Although, maybe, he was enforcing the Law Of Conservation of Pussy in Ben's house.
Bruce
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:42 am
by pinback
bruce wrote:pinback wrote:
Actually, we WILL never know. He was outside somewhere, and then at some point, he came back. Strange, though.
What's strange about that? Cats do that.
Well, this one doesn't do that all that often. And certainly not at that time of day, and not for that long.
Although, maybe, he was enforcing the Law Of Conservation of Pussy in Ben's house.
Ah. This is a joke in which "pussy" is intended to have a double-meaning. Hence, the humor of it.
Ah.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:24 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
"The Law of Conservation of Pussy" is hilarious. Good game. Sorry -- "gg."