Jolt Country

Or do we need to get Jiz to the doctor immediately?!

Do you need poll advice? This is a terrible poll! This is one of our few opportunities to communicate with the outside world and this is what they would see today.

Would you want Neil Rogers coming here on today of all days and seeing us lead with this? Would you?

I disagree. It's topical! Ripped from today's JC headlines!

But of course, I'll accept suggestions. I haven't used any yet because they've been uniformly and universally terrible suggestions.

Can we have a poll as to what we'd do in a hostage situation, in honor of the headline where that maybe happened to Ubisoft Montreal people? Or maybe one about favorite steak seasoning?

No.

Okay maybe the steak one. How many choices are there?

Salt & Pepper
Montreal Steak Seasoning
A1
Heinz 57
Butter
Herb butter
Horseradish butter
Hot sauce
SUPER-BUTTER?!

I started drinking coffee heavily about ten years ago, give or take. I pee every morning when I get up, that's a given. When I don't drink coffee, I won't go to the bathroom again until after lunch. When I do have a coffee (a large coffee from McDonald's if I go into the office, or a large-sized mug when I'm at home), I almost always poop between breakfast and lunch. Now that I occasionally go into the office, I'll pick up two coffees at McDonald's (our coffee shop at work is now closed). When I drink two coffees, I will shit my brains out around 9am. Like, stomach-quivering, run-or-else Hersey's squirts. The bad part about getting older is watching your body betray you a little at a time. The good part is learning how things work. Coffee = poopie, no question.

Eating food actually makes you shit.