Jolt Country

I could come up with a million of these in a row, but if there's something YOU want to find out about your JC peers (or not peers, as the case may be), let me know, and I'll craft a poll to meet your needs!

I was thinking about creating a spin-off of your criminally underappreciated Eggs! poll and have it centered around fruit spreads for toast. Jam, jelly, marmalade, preserves? I can't think of a word that all of those things fit under that also excludes other types of spreads such as butter and marmite so I gave up on it. If you do create a poll for this please include specific flavors and brands where applicable, as well as apple butter and "other" as options. I good poll here should cover the broadest possible spectrum of base fruits as well as mouth feel from the 4 categories listed. Thank you.

My instinct is usually to make a food-based poll, because who doesn't love some food, but I'm gonna try to space those out. I will keep your idea in mind for a food poll.

Can we get a poll for how many people currently have power?

A poll where pinback lists 10 facial hair options and then grows out the winner to its full potential and posts a pic of himself with it.

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:51 pm I was thinking about creating a spin-off of your criminally underappreciated Eggs! poll and have it centered around fruit spreads for toast. Jam, jelly, marmalade, preserves?

You're okay as long as you don't call Polaner All-Fruit "jelly." According to their commercials, people will panic, faint, or drop dead if you do.

Which is better when shopping, paper or plastic...































... when paying?

What was your favorite Jaws character?

Brody
Brody's milf wife
Bruce
Quint
Hooper
The mayor's suit coat with the anchors on it
Stuttering girl (shark in the pond!)
Rowboat guy's leg (Paul's obvious choice)

I'd like fewer polls about bodily functions. That is what I would like.

AArdvark wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 5:16 pm What was your favorite Jaws character?

Brody
Brody's milf wife
Bruce
Quint
Hooper
The mayor's suit coat with the anchors on it
Stuttering girl (shark in the pond!)
Rowboat guy's leg (Paul's obvious choice)

This is good. I mean, I could do Jaws polls every day for ten years, but I'll spare you. This is a good one.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 5:31 pm I'd like fewer polls about bodily functions. That is what I would like.

We had ONE. Christ. So, fewer than that is zero, and I can't get back to that now, so how about one?

I would like my suggestions taken seriously and not thrown into the shit pile.