Jolt Country

It's a hot topic here lately. Let's hear YOUR VIEWS!

What 'special treatment' are we talking about here? Not bringing up tender, sore-point topics? Or no ball-busting if they request it?

Doesn't that negate the entire point of this forum?

THE
RAISON D'ETRE
AARDVARK

Well, so far we have requests to not be mean to Retro should he return, and also address Billy as a sea captain. SLIPPERY SLOPE.

I voted "Not under any circumstances" because I want to shatter Billy's PDA, or whatever.

This is going better than even I anticipated and I'm brimming with PMA! Absolutely brimming! Thanks Jolt Country!

I voted "no, unless the user has a framed picture of Jack Straw on their desk. Then we can talk."

Billy Mays wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:55 am This is going better than even I anticipated and I'm brimming with PMA! Absolutely brimming! Thanks Jolt Country!

Absolutely brimming with PMA. Pre-Menstrual Attitude, because you often act like a pussy...

Meow? Meow?

Whoa, Dial it in Commander. This thread is about whether or not the people here are going to make me a bona fide pirate.

But the Commander could get a wooden leg and an eyepatch and really use them. Clearly he is leagues ahead of rhe pirate race

And he's already a goddamn COMMANDER. Sorry Billy, walk the plank.

Arrr!

AArdvark wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:31 pm But the Commander could get a wooden leg and an eyepatch and really use them. Clearly he is leagues ahead of rhe pirate race

What's even funnier about this is, I'm not sure if you know that I'm blind in my right eye. I was born with a cataract.

Tdarcos wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:01 am

AArdvark wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:31 pm But the Commander could get a wooden leg and an eyepatch and really use them. Clearly he is leagues ahead of rhe pirate race

What's even funnier about this is, I'm not sure if you know that I'm blind in my right eye. I was born with a cataract.

How is that funnier?

You've obviously never seen his "juggling on a unicycle" act.

Flack wins!

The image in my head made me laugh myself into hiccups

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:15 am

Tdarcos wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:01 am

AArdvark wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:31 pm But the Commander could get a wooden leg and an eyepatch and really use them. Clearly he is leagues ahead of rhe pirate race

What's even funnier about this is, I'm not sure if you know that I'm blind in my right eye. I was born with a cataract.

How is that funnier?

Because, silly, it means, in reality, I could have worn an eyepatch anyway!

Tdarcos wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 4:43 am

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:15 am

Tdarcos wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:01 am What's even funnier about this is, I'm not sure if you know that I'm blind in my right eye. I was born with a cataract.

How is that funnier?

Because, silly, it means, in reality, I could have worn an eyepatch anyway!

Someone needs to write a country song about you.