Jolt Country

Adirondack mountains! Whoo-hoo.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop drinking.

Believe me?

Maybe pix and fresh Crazy Doodles. Keep watching this space

Grillin' in the woods

The hills are alive with rhe sound of AArdvark

That looks like nice place!

Also, represent chicken legs!! Used to have soccer player legs until my mid 20s then ended up with the exact same look in shorts. Fuggit.

I also envy the gutter work on that place. Damn do I need all new gutters..

My dead sexy legs are because I spend my life in work pants and they hardly get any sun, very sad.

We're in the Saranac Lake area. Can't go to Vermont cause the quarantine police will stop us at the border so no Ben & Jerry's for us.

The house we rented is immaculate. The grounds ( way too nice to call it the lawn) are seriously tended. There's a big Indian/ yoga/ nature theme going on. I'm going to take pix of the six armed hefalump downstairs later. Hope they don't mind us eating meat and not worshipping cows and stuff

THE
NAMASTE
AARDVARK

A.view at the top

Whiteface Mt.. It aint no. Grand Canyon but still impressive.
Don't think I could ski down it.

THE
OLYMPIC
AARDVARK

Ba-He-Naaaaa!

THE
CARMEL CHAMELEON
AARDVARK

These are great views, man. Love it.

Is Von Trap an IPA, Aardvark?

Looks the logo says it'll be lighter than that, but please tell me what's up with it.

The first picture looks like a paparazzi pick of a slightly younger James Hetfield.

I think I'm seeing the emergence of a new Jolt Country promotional strategy here. The combination of hot pics of AArdvark grilling for the ladies and penile health updates from Paul for a more general audience (must be 18 or over) will no doubt lead to a never-ending flood of new users. We've got the winning formula down so now we just need to cut some ads.

Those are some great photos, Vark. The mountain scenery is beautiful and the house looks cool.

Yeah, I could be Hetfield!

The beer glass was in the cupboard so I dunno what VonTrapp tastes like. I just thought rhe name was funny for a beer.

The ski jumps!

I coulda been at work instead of on a beach earning twenty percent

Then back home for cocktails and a fish shirt

Hope I dont spill that cartoon size cosmo on my shirt and get stains all over it

AArdvark wrote: Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:00 pm

Then back home for cocktails and a fish shirt

Hope I dont spill that cartoon size cosmo on my shirt and get stains all over it

Maybe pinner will approve THAT cosmo. Mmmm.

Coffee on the deck, listening to the wildlife......ahhhh