Jolt Country

1) I downloaded a Kylie Minogue video tonight of DC++ while looking for... well, it's just say "pornography." Strangely, it was better than any pornography that I have found recently IF YOU FOLLOW ME HERE.

2) Lex -- yes, that Lex -- has actually MET her. I can't get over that. That's the one factoid in my life that doesn't add up. Phillip Marlowe would be looking at it over and over again and eventually reach a moment where he goes "Eureka!" or whatever the 1930s version of that statement was (actually, it was probably "Eureka!" but still) and solves the crime. And then gets drunk. Me, I'll just get drunk.

What's the name of the song/video? I'm curious to find it.

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... I didn't remember posting this. I am somewhat regretting having done so, now.

The video/song is "Love at First Sight." OK, before I become the world's biggest piece of orange flame, allow me to present a defense for myself. From 1:07 to 1:17 in that song she's not singing. The video is based upon the premise that, hey, here's this girl singing a song for you. If you've ever kareoked and were completely white (guilty!) and were not completely shit faced (guilty!) then you know how awkward it can be to be in front of a large group of people when there are no lyrics to sing. Yet Ms Minogue there still holds the attention of the audience through that silent stretch by getting into insane, puppy-dog levels of cute.

It's currently 4:09am. I went to bed as soon as I got home from work, which was about 8:30pm. Jesus, I'm going to regret this after waking up again.