Jolt Country

The Fortnite video game is hosting a special preview Saturday, December 14 at 2pm Eastern Standard Time. "That's 1 PM Central, 11 am Pacific, and who the fuck can figure out Mountain!" as my brother likes to quote from some movie.

There will be a pre-show starting at 1:30 and J.J. Abrams himself will be there, probably for a Star Wars A.M.A. (even if this isn't Reddit.) Today was the first I heard about it.

The Fortnite_Team wrote:
Next weekend, something from a galaxy far, far away is visiting Risky Reels. On Saturday, December 14 @ 2 PM ET, drop in as director J.J. Abrams will reveal never-before-seen footage from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker live at Risky Reels. Grab some popcorn and watch the exclusive scene in-game ahead of the movie's release, only in Fortnite! Remember to drop in early at 1:30 PM ET when the doors open.

More Details: https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite/en-U ... h-fortnite

What's Fortnite?

It's the version of PUBG that the kids play these days, Varkus.

pinback wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:14 pm [GIF of Seinfeld shaking head 'no' with caption "I don't want it."]

Then don't go on Fortnite and don't watch it, ya fuckin' [expletive deleted].

Woman: I don't want The Playboy Channel, I don't want to see that kind of thing.
Man: Well, don't watch the channel, then. Who in your household subscribes to it?
Woman: Nobody subscribes to it, I just don't want to see it.
Man: Look, The Playboy Channel is a premium service. You don't get the channel - in fact, it won't even show up on your cable box - unless you subscribe and pay for it.
Woman: Well, since you mentioned it, I need to unsubscribe anyway to make sure I don't get it. What's the cable company's number?
Man: (under his breath) Jesus, what a maroon! Yeah, you definitely don't get it. (normal voice) 1-844-FUCK-YOU.

That conversation never took place.

Oh, in his head it did, it did.

You ever hear someone argue both sides of an issue and then get mad when one side loses?

THE
WATERLOO ON THE BRAIN
AARDVARK

Hah! I care about neither one of those things, so I'm all set!